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I'm Aaron Milton.

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I come from a long line of engineers,

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generation after generation of nerds.

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Don't get me wrong, I'm
not bitter about it.

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We happen to be good at
figuring out how things work.

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It's just I have a few other interests

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and lately that's been a bit of a problem.

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It's all pretty basic.

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Quantitative Chemistry
Lab, Applied Physics,

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Engineering 203, Calculus
for Engineering II,

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placed out of the first semester.

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That's my boy.

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And your elective is, which
one did I decide on finally?

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What about a painting class?

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He's going to an ivy league
school, not summer camp.

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Oh, here it is, Advanced
Design and Systems Integration.

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Oh, for god's sake, Phil.

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We're not gonna make it.

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I can calculate a Jupiter landing,

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I can get us up College Hill.

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You've known for months about this trip.

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It's a simple force of equation.

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Aaron, if you ever wondered,

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this is why I divorced your father.

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Ah, lookie here.

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What is this, Woodstock?

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God, they're so young.

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Seven out of 10 have had intercourse.

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Four out of 10 are doing drugs.

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One out of 10 is gay.

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What does that leave?

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Me.

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This is what you get for $35,000?

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A holding cell?

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It's not so bad.

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Oh, take the one furthest
from the door, it's safer.

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I got you something for your room.

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Tada, my little scout.

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Look at that, you framed it.

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Didn't they do a good job?

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I got you something else.

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Some of these kids are here
because they come from money,

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you made it on merit.

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But I just don't think that
I need it hanging on my wall.

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What, lawyers do it, dentists,

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even my gynecologist does it.

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Okay, then I'll get a receptionist and

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I'll start taking appointments.

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Perkins 101.

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Yeah, hi.

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What's going on?

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I'm Aaron, these are my folks.

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I'm William, you can call me
Will or Bill, it's whatever.

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Fiona here calls me Wild Bill.

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I just met her parents.

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I was like, I'll take it from here, mom.

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Uh, everything we worked
for all these years.

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We.

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I still think I should've
kept you back another year,

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17 is so young.

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I really made a mess of things.

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What are you two talking about?

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Don't make the same mistake.

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What mistake, what are you talking about?

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Dad!

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Chicks or dicks?

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What?

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Are you into chicks or are you into dicks?

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Chicks.

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All right, man, take it easy,
I was just fucking with you.

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You know the doorknob rule?

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No.

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Let's say you have somebody
in the room, right,

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and you don't wanna be disturbed,

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the doorknob is the deal.

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Just hang the necktie on
there and the other person

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knows occupido, come back later.

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Why don't we just put like a note on

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the door or something?

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What, like busy fucking?

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No, I mean, it could be code.

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It could be code, it
could be like zebra or

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tango niner or something.

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Fuck, am I gonna have
to break in a virgin?

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What, no, no, I am not a virgin.

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I'm gonna get that new car smell off you

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so you don't scare off all the tail.

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No, I am not a virgin.

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Okay, okay, don't get freaky on me.

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Just remember the doorknob thing, okay?

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My brother's a junior at
Columbia, this is what works.

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Fine.

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How about this?

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Very perverse, scout master.

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I like it.

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Please find in close
a rendering of the female

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genitalia, I alert you
to the area in red known

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as the clitoris.

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While its location is
somewhat counterintuitive,

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it is the key to female pleasure.

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Had I known sooner, it
might have saved my marriage

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to your mother.

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Mmm mmm.

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♪ I'll follow my fears ♪

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♪ And I'll walk away from here ♪

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♪ It's over and they'll see ♪

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♪ That I'm wide awake and clear ♪

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Do you see the  on that thing?

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Oh, hey, Perkins.

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Aaron.

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Perkins, the dorm, you live there.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.

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How do you know that?

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I live on your floor.

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I saw you on the way to
the shower this morning.

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Okay.

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I'm Darcy.

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Aaron, hi.

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I all ready said that.

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Well, here it is.

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There you go.

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I'll see you around.

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All right.

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By the way, nice robe.

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Congratulations to you all,

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you've made it to my
Advanced Design seminar.

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Only the best of the
best get in this program.

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Go ahead, do yourself a favor,
take a good look around you.

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Everybody in here pretty
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can walk on water, right?

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Well, guess what, by
the end of this course,

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you're gonna have the
opportunity to prove that.

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Each of you will create an
apparatus that will enable you

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to walk on the water at the Swim Center.

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You'll design it, build
it, and compete with it.

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And by the end of the semester,

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you'll have done at 20
what Jesus didn't manage

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until he was 30.

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Now, what you might wanna do is look up

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our old friend, Archimedes.

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His principle states what?

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If any object partially...

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Why can't I switch my elective?

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Aaron, do you know how
many juniors and seniors

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would kill to have a spot in my class?

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You're my only freshman.

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You could be doing this.

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I mean, plus, our
drawing class is a waste.

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You're obviously all ready good at that.

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But how do you know that?

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I know your record, I'm the reason you

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got your scholarship.

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Even though some of my
colleagues balked at

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taking someone so young.

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And by the way, your
mother mentioned you had

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some social concerns.

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If you ever wanna talk--

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Oh my god, my mother spoke to you.

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Anything.

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I'm good, that's fine, really, but just--

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I was in college.

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I don't know, just
about the drawing class,

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I really don't see how
it can hurt, you know.

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Aaron, do you know why I picked you?

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I love to know how things work, all of it,

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and I saw that in your essay.

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Now, believe me, you're
gonna love this program.

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Hey.

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Sorry.

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You're late.

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I'm lost, I actually thought this

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was an engineering class.

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You always bring a sketch pad
to your engineering classes?

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Well, you seem to have some talent.

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I am looking for simple, clean lines.

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Draw what you see.

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Oh my god.

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Sorry.

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Sit.

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Yes.

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Well, look at the bright
side, you'll probably never

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be more embarrassed in your whole life.

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You'd be surprised.

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♪ I am all in a ball in your front yard ♪

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♪ I have this bag of hammers ♪

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Clever, Mr. Milton, but
not what I asked for.

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Clean, simple.

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Oh my god, that is so great.

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Hey, DaVinci!

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Where you off to in such a hurry?

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I have chemistry.

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Yeah, well I have psych, so
what do you say we cut them

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and go get caffeinated?

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Can't cut classes the first week.

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Really?

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Wow, this is really good shit.

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Right, so, can I ask you how you, uh,

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how you became a freshman?

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Well, I mean, you are a freshman, right?

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Yeah, I enrolled like everyone else.

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What, you think I got
some pull or something?

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No, it's just that you're--

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What, beautiful and talented?

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You just, you know--

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Why don't you just ask me
what you wanted to know, okay?

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No pausing, no editing, no stammering, go.

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Uh, why are you doing this to me?

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Ask your question, very direct.

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Well, Aaron, you're a
really talented guy and

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I just think that talented people should

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be more forthright.

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So, screw polite, here's
how we ask our question.

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Hey Linda, you got at least
10 years on the average

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freshman, what's an old
chick like you doing

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in a place like this.

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See, that's not what I was going to say.

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No, but that's what you were thinking.

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No, I didn't think it like that, I just--

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Aaron, how are you trying to protect?

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I don't know.

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Look, say I have three tits,

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you think I don't know that fact unless

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someone points it out?

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When you're polite, you're
polite for you, not me,

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the three titted chick.

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Archimedes
was in the bathtub

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when he had his eureka moment.

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Think volume, think buoyancy.

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Now, you'll have all semester
to build your water walker,

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but it will be 95% of your grade.

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This is Perkins tradition.

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Look, can you guys, can
you do this somewhere else?

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You're up, pork state.

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Two more and we'll be
able to officially verify.

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Perkins biggest dick.

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That is not the biggest dick,

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that is just the longest dick.

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Shut up!

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Dude, he's right.

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No, that's true, we need
a measurement around.

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No, guys, look, okay,
that's not gonna work

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because then you'll have
circumference in one place.

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Okay, Mr. Engineer,
then how do you suggest

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we measure our penises?

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The best way to measure volume
is through displacement.

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Displacement.

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Yes, like a beer mug filled
to the brim with water.

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Right, you slide the object into the mug

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and then you measure
the amount that remains.

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That's how you know
how much was displaced.

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Okay, a couple things, number one,

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how do you get like an
angle on a beer mug?

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You know what I'm saying?

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And number two, we have
a verification issue

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because I can just pour a bunch out and

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be like, aw, my dick's enormous.

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And somebody's gotta verify.

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You know what, fuck the volume concept.

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You're up, slide rule.

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No, no, I'm studying.

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Uh, you want us to get out
of here so you can study?

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Measure your penis.

265
00:13:35,238 --> 00:13:38,321
No, no, I am not measuring my dick.

266
00:13:47,991 --> 00:13:49,014
You're a really talented guy.

267
00:13:49,014 --> 00:13:50,187
Yes, I am.

268
00:13:50,187 --> 00:13:51,308
Nice robe.

269
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:52,292
Three tits.

270
00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:53,473
Perkins.

271
00:14:11,263 --> 00:14:12,096
What?

272
00:14:26,044 --> 00:14:27,553
You've been had, my friend.

273
00:14:29,142 --> 00:14:30,408
Six and a quarter inches,

274
00:14:30,408 --> 00:14:32,294
that's slightly above average, I think.

275
00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:12,613
What are you doing for
dinner tomorrow night?

276
00:15:12,613 --> 00:15:16,030
I don't know, the Dining Hall, I guess.

277
00:15:17,112 --> 00:15:20,607
How'd you like to come
over for some real food?

278
00:15:20,607 --> 00:15:22,326
I'll make my lasagna.

279
00:15:22,326 --> 00:15:24,076
It's better than sex.

280
00:15:26,277 --> 00:15:27,777
Wow, you blushing?

281
00:15:29,927 --> 00:15:30,760
No.

282
00:15:31,632 --> 00:15:33,026
No.

283
00:15:33,026 --> 00:15:36,375
I said it's better than
sex, not a prelude to sex.

284
00:15:38,219 --> 00:15:40,431
Wow, you are turning beet red.

285
00:15:40,431 --> 00:15:41,681
Stop, just...

286
00:15:43,883 --> 00:15:45,173
I'm gonna be fine.

287
00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:53,003
Come on, it's
a luau in the shower!

288
00:15:53,003 --> 00:15:54,486
Five dollars.

289
00:16:09,695 --> 00:16:12,385
So, it's Darcy, right?

290
00:16:12,385 --> 00:16:13,552
Yeah, Aaron.

291
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,109
I like your shirt.

292
00:16:31,311 --> 00:16:33,213
You have  and
attract the force at

293
00:16:33,213 --> 00:16:36,396
the same time with your tongue.

294
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,975
English, Aaron.

295
00:16:37,975 --> 00:16:39,725
That is impossible.

296
00:16:41,176 --> 00:16:42,176
Your turn.

297
00:16:52,004 --> 00:16:54,225
I can make my roommate appear.

298
00:16:54,225 --> 00:16:56,985
Greetings .

299
00:16:56,985 --> 00:16:58,470
Who's your little hot house flower?

300
00:16:58,470 --> 00:17:01,050
Is that supposed to be funny?

301
00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:04,908
This is Darcy, Darcy, this
is my roommate, William.

302
00:17:04,908 --> 00:17:07,010
Yeah, Bill, pleasure.

303
00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:08,133
Whatever.

304
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:08,966
Don't be so uptight, sweetheart,

305
00:17:08,966 --> 00:17:11,606
you don't get .

306
00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:12,939
See ya, Aaron.

307
00:17:14,855 --> 00:17:16,938
What is wrong with you?

308
00:17:18,877 --> 00:17:19,710
Darcy!

309
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:25,058
Look, I'm sorry, he's an idiot.

310
00:17:26,781 --> 00:17:28,957
I'm sorry about that, I know I might seem

311
00:17:28,957 --> 00:17:31,995
like kind of a misogynist idiot
but if you get to know me,

312
00:17:31,995 --> 00:17:33,159
I'm actually a pretty all right guy.

313
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:41,955
We'll cherish these memories
for the rest of our lives.

314
00:17:41,955 --> 00:17:44,826
That guy's a fucking
neanderthal, he's your friend?

315
00:17:44,826 --> 00:17:46,773
No, he's my roommate,
Darcy, big difference.

316
00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:48,370
How can you bare him?

317
00:17:48,370 --> 00:17:49,620
I don't know.

318
00:17:50,743 --> 00:17:52,834
Look, I'm sorry, it
just got really worried

319
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,248
girls.

320
00:17:54,248 --> 00:17:55,428
Women, Aaron.

321
00:17:55,428 --> 00:17:59,288
Sorry, women, I think of my
mother's friends as women,

322
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:03,431
there's gotta be some
kind of in between term.

323
00:18:03,431 --> 00:18:05,181
He's wrong, you know.

324
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:12,549
You have everything going for you.

325
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,382
Thanks.

326
00:18:17,495 --> 00:18:21,662
♪ No one is this party's
having any fun tonight ♪

327
00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:29,442
♪ And I'd do anything just
to make it all right ♪

328
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,927
Okay, it's open book.

329
00:18:33,927 --> 00:18:35,602
Then why are you studying?

330
00:18:35,602 --> 00:18:37,278
Because you still gotta be like...

331
00:18:39,607 --> 00:18:42,107
Don't tell me you have a date.

332
00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:46,566
Well, it turns out that
I am above average.

333
00:18:54,449 --> 00:18:56,077
Who's the mystery woman?

334
00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:58,244
Dude, she's hot and old.

335
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:01,859
And hot.

336
00:19:01,859 --> 00:19:05,665
Jane, you never did
tell me about that whole

337
00:19:05,665 --> 00:19:07,555
old chick thing.

338
00:19:07,555 --> 00:19:09,161
Oh, that.

339
00:19:09,161 --> 00:19:11,398
Yeah, I'm resumed ed.

340
00:19:11,398 --> 00:19:14,681
I know, it sounds a
lot like presumed dead,

341
00:19:14,681 --> 00:19:16,619
which is not far from the truth.

342
00:19:16,619 --> 00:19:20,011
No, resumed education, it's
when people go back to school

343
00:19:20,011 --> 00:19:22,182
after some time away.

344
00:19:22,182 --> 00:19:24,843
So, where'd you go then?

345
00:19:24,843 --> 00:19:26,178
Where'd you go when you went away?

346
00:19:26,178 --> 00:19:30,111
I don't know, I was in
the world, pal, living.

347
00:19:30,111 --> 00:19:33,446
It wasn't a foregone
conclusion that I'd graduate

348
00:19:33,446 --> 00:19:35,015
high school and go ivy
league like I'm sure

349
00:19:35,015 --> 00:19:36,932
it was for some people.

350
00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:40,383
Believe me, I didn't exactly grow up

351
00:19:40,383 --> 00:19:42,184
in Stately Wayne Manor either.

352
00:19:59,951 --> 00:20:03,701
So, why don't you grab
a beer or something?

353
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:06,201
I'm gonna take a quick shower.

354
00:20:22,386 --> 00:20:25,607
♪ No, I can't know myself ♪

355
00:20:25,607 --> 00:20:27,366
Who the fuck are you?

356
00:20:27,366 --> 00:20:28,817
What?

357
00:20:28,817 --> 00:20:30,734
Who the fuck are you?

358
00:20:33,656 --> 00:20:34,989
Um, I'm Aaron.

359
00:20:36,557 --> 00:20:37,562
Aaron, huh?

360
00:20:37,562 --> 00:20:39,931
Aaron here for the big
fucking romantic dinner.

361
00:20:39,931 --> 00:20:42,332
It's just lasagna, actually.

362
00:20:42,332 --> 00:20:44,429
Did you say lasagna?

363
00:20:44,429 --> 00:20:46,393
That's a big door buster.

364
00:20:46,393 --> 00:20:49,930
When Linda makes lasagna,
she's getting laid.

365
00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:51,166
Why are we having these conversations?

366
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,652
Because your big ass
is stuck in the middle

367
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,784
of my god damn kitchen, that's why.

368
00:20:54,784 --> 00:20:56,748
What, are you too good to
make conversation with me?

369
00:20:56,748 --> 00:20:59,760
No, I just don't think that
it has to be so belligerent.

370
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,705
Belligerent, where did you get
that word, Mr. College Boy,

371
00:21:03,705 --> 00:21:05,831
out of a thesaurus?

372
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:09,559
You know, Linda may go for
that real vocabulary bullshit

373
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,790
but I think it's a major turn off.

374
00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:15,606
What are you, what are
you, like her daughter?

375
00:21:15,606 --> 00:21:18,415
I'm Beth, her roommate.

376
00:21:19,475 --> 00:21:22,006
Cut it out, you horny bitch.

377
00:21:22,006 --> 00:21:25,481
Okay, if there's a problem, I can just go.

378
00:21:25,481 --> 00:21:27,901
Fine, then fuck off.

379
00:21:27,901 --> 00:21:29,437
Fine, same to you.

380
00:21:29,437 --> 00:21:31,854
That was lame, same to you.

381
00:21:33,088 --> 00:21:34,561
You know what, you talk too much.

382
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,421
I don't even know you
and all ready I think

383
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,340
that you talk way too god damn much.

384
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,878
Fuck you, Aaron.

385
00:21:39,878 --> 00:21:41,496
Fuck you with a big stick.

386
00:21:41,496 --> 00:21:43,349
Well, fuck you, Beth,
fuck you with the whole

387
00:21:43,349 --> 00:21:44,516
god damn tree.

388
00:21:46,559 --> 00:21:48,142
I see you've met.

389
00:21:55,736 --> 00:21:57,058
You never told me you had a daughter?

390
00:21:57,058 --> 00:21:58,385
Oh, I didn't, I thought I had.

391
00:21:58,385 --> 00:21:59,218
Nope.

392
00:22:00,169 --> 00:22:01,361
No, you didn't.

393
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:04,007
Yeah, she just started ninth grade.

394
00:22:04,007 --> 00:22:06,123
And that's Cleopatra.

395
00:22:06,123 --> 00:22:07,290
They've met.

396
00:22:09,335 --> 00:22:11,331
Thank you for the wine, Aaron.

397
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,758
They ran out of all the
ones with the twist offs?

398
00:22:13,758 --> 00:22:14,591
Beth.

399
00:22:18,181 --> 00:22:20,962
He doesn't give a shit.

400
00:22:20,962 --> 00:22:22,100
Language, Beth.

401
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,665
All right, all right, he doesn't care.

402
00:22:24,665 --> 00:22:26,832
All right, just a taste.

403
00:22:30,727 --> 00:22:31,727
Thank you.

404
00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:41,298
You're not gonna have any?

405
00:22:41,298 --> 00:22:43,260
Linda doesn't partake.

406
00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:44,862
She didn't tell you about that?

407
00:22:44,862 --> 00:22:46,460
That's enough, Beth.

408
00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:48,621
I'm sorry, sorry, I...

409
00:22:48,621 --> 00:22:51,449
I didn't think, I didn't know, I'm sorry.

410
00:22:51,449 --> 00:22:53,549
Aaron, you're doing that polite thing.

411
00:22:53,549 --> 00:22:57,299
I love wine at my table
just not in my glass.

412
00:23:00,165 --> 00:23:03,369
I don't know, sometimes
I feel like I don't

413
00:23:03,369 --> 00:23:05,172
really belong there.

414
00:23:05,172 --> 00:23:08,291
No, come on, you're
perfect, you're standout.

415
00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:10,471
Why, because she's old?

416
00:23:10,471 --> 00:23:11,790
Oh, thank you, Beth.

417
00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:13,552
No, I mean, look at her, okay,

418
00:23:13,552 --> 00:23:16,381
Linda makes these other college girls look

419
00:23:16,381 --> 00:23:18,254
like they're in a bad school play.

420
00:23:18,254 --> 00:23:21,592
She's got this confidence,
she's got this vitality.

421
00:23:21,592 --> 00:23:23,513
Do you always talk like an old man?

422
00:23:23,513 --> 00:23:26,713
Confidence, vitality, what
do you mean, she's hot?

423
00:23:26,713 --> 00:23:30,046
Forgive her, she's inherited my mouth.

424
00:23:31,028 --> 00:23:32,560
And your .

425
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,967
What the hell does that mean?

426
00:23:33,967 --> 00:23:36,467
He's saying that you're hot.

427
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,590
Are you actually blushing?

428
00:23:40,590 --> 00:23:41,423
No.

429
00:23:44,615 --> 00:23:45,792
He does that.

430
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:46,625
Stop it.

431
00:24:05,621 --> 00:24:06,624
Come on, dance with me.

432
00:24:06,624 --> 00:24:07,967
Nope, nope.

433
00:24:07,967 --> 00:24:09,134
I don't dance.

434
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:13,150
I thought you'd never ask.

435
00:24:31,668 --> 00:24:32,501
Come on.

436
00:24:33,770 --> 00:24:34,770
You have to.

437
00:24:45,612 --> 00:24:47,596
I should've brought sangria.

438
00:24:57,465 --> 00:24:58,798
Aye, aye, aye.

439
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:35,154
Come here.

440
00:25:35,154 --> 00:25:36,372
Come here.

441
00:25:36,372 --> 00:25:39,372
Who's the lump on the couch?

442
00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:47,074
Oh my god.

443
00:25:47,074 --> 00:25:47,907
Oh my god.

444
00:25:49,947 --> 00:25:50,780
Oh, yeah.

445
00:25:54,807 --> 00:25:57,807
Don't tell me you're missing this?

446
00:26:01,392 --> 00:26:04,954
Cut the crap, I know you're awake.

447
00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:07,770
Oh yeah, just like that.

448
00:26:07,770 --> 00:26:10,844
Can you believe these two?

449
00:26:10,844 --> 00:26:12,853
They do this often?

450
00:26:12,853 --> 00:26:16,853
Oh yeah, we get complaints
from the neighbors.

451
00:26:18,022 --> 00:26:19,584
I should probably go.

452
00:26:19,584 --> 00:26:21,251
Oh, you're no fun.

453
00:26:24,732 --> 00:26:25,815
Cut it out.

454
00:26:26,958 --> 00:26:28,875
Who was that?

455
00:26:44,276 --> 00:26:46,864
Sleep tight, asshole.

456
00:26:52,151 --> 00:26:55,151
♪ Cherries and snow ♪

457
00:26:56,144 --> 00:26:58,061
Glad you can join us.

458
00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:35,050
God, you look exhausted.

459
00:27:35,050 --> 00:27:36,633
You have no idea.

460
00:27:37,686 --> 00:27:41,769
You just need some home
cooking and a soft bed.

461
00:27:51,646 --> 00:27:53,246
What are you doing?

462
00:27:53,246 --> 00:27:54,888
I'm giving him a run for his money.

463
00:27:54,888 --> 00:27:56,090
No, no, no, don't do that, don't do that.

464
00:27:56,090 --> 00:27:58,757
We'll go to jail, don't do that.

465
00:28:12,281 --> 00:28:14,126
Do you have any idea
how fast you were going?

466
00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:17,616
Um, obviously not fast enough, gorgeous.

467
00:28:17,616 --> 00:28:18,619
Sir, she didn't--

468
00:28:18,619 --> 00:28:20,541
I oughta haul your ass into jail.

469
00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:22,714
Or if you'd rather, you
can just take it out

470
00:28:22,714 --> 00:28:24,964
on me back at my apartment.

471
00:28:27,868 --> 00:28:29,944
So, that's the guy, huh?

472
00:28:29,944 --> 00:28:32,954
Geez, I don't know,
looks like a kid to me.

473
00:28:32,954 --> 00:28:34,970
God, you've got no manners.

474
00:28:34,970 --> 00:28:36,183
Aaron, right?

475
00:28:36,183 --> 00:28:37,016
I'm Wes.

476
00:28:38,241 --> 00:28:39,247
Hi.

477
00:28:39,247 --> 00:28:40,547
Oh, I've got some great
clams for the sauce,

478
00:28:40,547 --> 00:28:42,214
got them in the car.

479
00:28:43,836 --> 00:28:46,957
What the hell was that, what was that?

480
00:28:46,957 --> 00:28:48,602
Shalom.

481
00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:49,852
Okay, try it.

482
00:28:55,023 --> 00:28:57,163
Oh my god, amazing.

483
00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:03,342
So, you're, you're with the police?

484
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:06,630
Was it the squad car of the
uniform that gave it away?

485
00:29:06,630 --> 00:29:08,626
Ah, earth to Wes, he's
making conversation.

486
00:29:08,626 --> 00:29:11,629
Fine, I'm making it back.

487
00:29:11,629 --> 00:29:15,339
So, tell me, what the kids
make at her at school?

488
00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:17,020
What, you think she was
a teacher or something?

489
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:20,365
No, you know, I thought much
ever one way or the other,

490
00:29:20,365 --> 00:29:23,544
I mean, our classes are pretty diverse.

491
00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:25,174
Really, so, you have anybody down there

492
00:29:25,174 --> 00:29:26,231
that looks like me?

493
00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:29,878
Hell no, they don't take
palookas or jar heads.

494
00:29:29,878 --> 00:29:31,700
Oh, careful, honey, you
might hurt my feelings.

495
00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:34,228
Oh, as if he has any.

496
00:29:34,228 --> 00:29:36,086
Whatever you do, don't let her treat you

497
00:29:36,086 --> 00:29:38,358
like one of her girlfriends, all right.

498
00:29:38,358 --> 00:29:41,590
Aaron, listen to me, don't let
her get away with that shit.

499
00:29:41,590 --> 00:29:44,834
The minute she starts talking
about guys who she'd do,

500
00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:47,271
she wouldn't, just put
your foot down, buddy.

501
00:29:47,271 --> 00:29:49,361
You're not her girlfriend.

502
00:29:49,361 --> 00:29:51,371
Reach for the sky, motherfucker!

503
00:29:51,371 --> 00:29:52,355
Beth!

504
00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:53,358
Do it or I'll take your head off!

505
00:29:53,358 --> 00:29:54,517
You know, she won't stop with this shit.

506
00:29:54,517 --> 00:29:55,812
I've had it up to fucking here!

507
00:29:55,812 --> 00:29:57,289
Hey, watch your language!

508
00:29:57,289 --> 00:29:58,846
Your daughter's got a gun to my head

509
00:29:58,846 --> 00:30:00,169
and I gotta watch my language, great.

510
00:30:00,169 --> 00:30:02,112
Why don't you give me the gun?

511
00:30:02,112 --> 00:30:03,116
What are you gonna do with it?

512
00:30:03,116 --> 00:30:04,358
I'm gonna rob a bank.

513
00:30:04,358 --> 00:30:05,748
I don't know, just...

514
00:30:05,748 --> 00:30:07,867
That I'd like to see.

515
00:30:07,867 --> 00:30:09,361
You know what.

516
00:30:09,361 --> 00:30:10,760
Give me that, thank you.

517
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,906
By the way, Wes, this
time I put bullets in it.

518
00:30:13,906 --> 00:30:14,739
Really?

519
00:30:15,749 --> 00:30:17,185
Don't you dare!

520
00:30:19,269 --> 00:30:21,062
Wes, god damn it!

521
00:30:21,062 --> 00:30:22,067
What!

522
00:30:22,067 --> 00:30:23,073
What are you--

523
00:30:23,073 --> 00:30:24,076
She keeps this shit up,
she's gonna end up in jail.

524
00:30:24,076 --> 00:30:25,179
Huh, is that what you want?

525
00:30:25,179 --> 00:30:27,506
Beth, take Aaron, go get some eclairs.

526
00:30:27,506 --> 00:30:29,173
And some cigarettes.

527
00:30:30,923 --> 00:30:32,329
How old are you again?

528
00:30:32,329 --> 00:30:33,329
Like 13, 14?

529
00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:38,006
Older than you by a long shot.

530
00:30:38,006 --> 00:30:40,187
Right, how do you figure that?

531
00:30:40,187 --> 00:30:42,465
I've been living in dog years.

532
00:30:42,465 --> 00:30:43,298
Woof.

533
00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:45,508
Hey, Ray Ray, what's up?

534
00:30:45,508 --> 00:30:47,887
Hey, Beth, not much.

535
00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:49,741
Oh, this is my cousin, Wen,

536
00:30:49,741 --> 00:30:51,288
the one I told you about
with the drug problem.

537
00:30:51,288 --> 00:30:53,671
My uncle makes him wear this preppy shit,

538
00:30:53,671 --> 00:30:55,047
figures it will straighten him out.

539
00:30:55,047 --> 00:30:56,130
That sucks.

540
00:30:57,463 --> 00:30:58,653
Fight the good fight, man.

541
00:30:58,653 --> 00:31:02,924
Yeah, you know, take it one day at a time.

542
00:31:02,924 --> 00:31:05,544
Hey, Ray Ray, can I get
a pack of Cloves and

543
00:31:05,544 --> 00:31:09,013
some eclairs, like five or six pieces.

544
00:31:09,013 --> 00:31:10,461
Sure.

545
00:31:12,013 --> 00:31:13,332
So, when we gonna get together?

546
00:31:13,332 --> 00:31:15,071
Party sometime, you know?

547
00:31:15,071 --> 00:31:17,821
You know you're too old for me.

548
00:31:35,909 --> 00:31:38,287
So, what, your cousin Wen?

549
00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:40,870
Just trying to keep it light.

550
00:31:43,537 --> 00:31:45,954
Hey, I got you some presents.

551
00:31:48,713 --> 00:31:50,463
You stole from him?

552
00:31:53,976 --> 00:31:56,129
You're cherry, aren't you?

553
00:31:56,129 --> 00:31:57,133
What?

554
00:31:57,133 --> 00:31:58,625
Cherry .

555
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,021
No, I'm not Cherry.

556
00:32:00,021 --> 00:32:02,581
Don't be embarrassed, I think it's cute.

557
00:32:02,581 --> 00:32:05,051
You're not like the rest of the wolves.

558
00:32:05,051 --> 00:32:06,713
Limit, somehow--

559
00:32:06,713 --> 00:32:08,071
You don't have to set limits in my house.

560
00:32:08,071 --> 00:32:09,344
No, I don't have to set limits.

561
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:10,337
NO, you don't.

562
00:32:10,337 --> 00:32:11,352
I'm trying to tell you.

563
00:32:11,352 --> 00:32:12,356
I don't wanna lose her.

564
00:32:12,356 --> 00:32:14,144
This could go on for a while.

565
00:32:14,144 --> 00:32:16,811
Looks like you're stuck with me.

566
00:32:17,701 --> 00:32:18,873
I don't mind.

567
00:32:23,853 --> 00:32:24,686
You...

568
00:32:26,533 --> 00:32:27,907
You live here?

569
00:32:27,907 --> 00:32:29,504
Yeah, wouldn't you?

570
00:32:29,504 --> 00:32:31,538
Snagged it the minute we moved here.

571
00:32:45,043 --> 00:32:46,793
What are you drawing?

572
00:32:48,885 --> 00:32:49,718
You.

573
00:32:50,627 --> 00:32:52,510
God, stop looking at me like that.

574
00:32:52,510 --> 00:32:54,427
You're freaking me out.

575
00:32:56,657 --> 00:32:57,740
Can I see it?

576
00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:08,668
Just find it when you get to that page.

577
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,313
Come in.

578
00:33:41,878 --> 00:33:42,711
Hey.

579
00:33:43,606 --> 00:33:45,139
I'm gonna go to bed.

580
00:33:45,139 --> 00:33:47,806
Oh, come sit down, talk to me.

581
00:33:49,117 --> 00:33:50,200
I won't bite.

582
00:33:58,931 --> 00:34:01,270
So, I was just thinking about Wes.

583
00:34:01,270 --> 00:34:03,166
Oh, don't let him bother you.

584
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:07,100
He doesn't believe men
and women can be friends.

585
00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:09,366
Hell, there can even be an attraction,

586
00:34:09,366 --> 00:34:12,273
it's not that big of a deal but
Wes doesn't understand that.

587
00:34:12,273 --> 00:34:14,106
Right, uh, is there?

588
00:34:16,277 --> 00:34:17,944
Like, an attraction?

589
00:34:18,819 --> 00:34:19,902
You and me?

590
00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:26,428
Well, you're attractive in a
way that Wes could never be.

591
00:34:28,229 --> 00:34:30,646
You're sexy between the ears.

592
00:34:32,962 --> 00:34:34,841
Is that a compliment or like...

593
00:34:34,841 --> 00:34:38,665
That is like the worst thing
you could ever say to me.

594
00:34:38,665 --> 00:34:40,554
It is definitely a compliment.

595
00:34:40,554 --> 00:34:44,054
So, what about me, you find me attractive?

596
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,188
Uh, yeah, I thought that
was kind of obvious.

597
00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:53,257
Well, I don't know, I mean,
I think I'm doing all right

598
00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:57,821
but to a 17 year old, I might
look like Queen Elizabeth.

599
00:34:57,821 --> 00:35:01,056
No, I don't think that's
a problem, trust me.

600
00:35:01,056 --> 00:35:03,278
NO, I do, I trust you, Aaron.

601
00:35:03,278 --> 00:35:04,988
I don't make it a habit of inviting

602
00:35:04,988 --> 00:35:07,299
young men into my bedroom.

603
00:35:07,299 --> 00:35:09,246
This isn't the scholarship program.

604
00:35:09,246 --> 00:35:12,179
Wait, because that's not what
they told me at admissions.

605
00:35:12,179 --> 00:35:13,183
Oh.

606
00:35:36,471 --> 00:35:40,461
You should stop, Aaron,
before this gets serious.

607
00:35:40,461 --> 00:35:41,711
We should stop.

608
00:35:43,036 --> 00:35:44,286
We should stop.

609
00:35:49,865 --> 00:35:51,782
Aaron, what am I doing?

610
00:35:53,176 --> 00:35:56,176
I'm so bad, I don't wanna ruin this,

611
00:35:58,153 --> 00:36:00,570
so go, okay, that's an order.

612
00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:04,285
Okay.

613
00:36:19,361 --> 00:36:20,194
Goodnight.

614
00:36:23,522 --> 00:36:25,474
Aaron, are
you getting my messages?

615
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:27,557
I haven't heard from you.

616
00:36:28,557 --> 00:36:32,211
I spoke with your advisor,
Professor Danocky,

617
00:36:32,211 --> 00:36:33,769
he said you've been missing some classes.

618
00:36:33,769 --> 00:36:36,249
Okay, this isn't like
you, I'm getting worried.

619
00:36:36,249 --> 00:36:39,983
I need to hear from you immediately.

620
00:36:39,983 --> 00:36:41,812
Is someone there?

621
00:36:41,812 --> 00:36:42,645
Hello?

622
00:36:43,587 --> 00:36:44,420
Aaron.

623
00:36:57,774 --> 00:36:59,121
You can do this, Aaron.

624
00:36:59,121 --> 00:37:02,371
Yes, I know, I just, I have to think.

625
00:37:03,605 --> 00:37:05,556
There's no discussion.

626
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:08,984
You can either put it on
the board or you can't.

627
00:37:08,984 --> 00:37:11,558
That's the beauty of what we do.

628
00:37:11,558 --> 00:37:14,724
Then I'm sorry because
I can't do it like this,

629
00:37:14,724 --> 00:37:17,141
I have to visualize it first.

630
00:37:18,887 --> 00:37:23,054
I'm afraid you can't leave
until it's up on the board.

631
00:37:29,176 --> 00:37:30,483
The equation doesn't work,

632
00:37:30,483 --> 00:37:33,418
your water walker will not work.

633
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:34,581
We design it in the classroom and

634
00:37:34,581 --> 00:37:37,240
we execute it in the laboratory.

635
00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:39,375
It's very simple and
you're running out of time.

636
00:38:00,089 --> 00:38:01,732
Hey, Perkins.

637
00:38:01,732 --> 00:38:02,815
Hey, Perkins.

638
00:38:04,158 --> 00:38:04,991
Wake up.

639
00:38:05,878 --> 00:38:07,457
Ah!

640
00:38:07,457 --> 00:38:09,124
Library's closing.

641
00:38:11,037 --> 00:38:12,704
Wanna have a coffee?

642
00:38:17,785 --> 00:38:18,789
Cheers.

643
00:38:18,789 --> 00:38:19,622
Cheers.

644
00:38:22,243 --> 00:38:26,033
So listen, it's none of
my business and, you know,

645
00:38:26,033 --> 00:38:30,561
feel free to tell me as
much but I hear you're

646
00:38:30,561 --> 00:38:32,227
involved with a married woman.

647
00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:33,060
Really?

648
00:38:34,664 --> 00:38:36,574
You heard that?

649
00:38:36,574 --> 00:38:39,545
Actually married woman with kids.

650
00:38:39,545 --> 00:38:40,531
I've heard one of them was yours but

651
00:38:40,531 --> 00:38:42,860
I pretty much ignored that.

652
00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:46,320
Wow, I didn't even think that
many people knew who I was.

653
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,866
Yeah, it's all over Perkins.

654
00:38:48,866 --> 00:38:50,718
Apparently,  prominently and

655
00:38:50,718 --> 00:38:52,298
smother rumors about you.

656
00:38:52,298 --> 00:38:55,212
Um, well, I'm flattered.

657
00:38:55,212 --> 00:38:56,938
Obviously you're reluctant to tell me,

658
00:38:56,938 --> 00:38:58,567
which is understandable seeing as--

659
00:38:58,567 --> 00:39:00,277
No, no, it's not, it's not true.

660
00:39:00,277 --> 00:39:01,414
What's not true?

661
00:39:01,414 --> 00:39:04,404
The whole married woman
thing, it's not true.

662
00:39:04,404 --> 00:39:07,814
She has one kid, it's not mine,

663
00:39:07,814 --> 00:39:09,814
I took a paternity test.

664
00:39:11,495 --> 00:39:12,995
That's a relief.

665
00:39:14,349 --> 00:39:16,668
So, you sleep there?

666
00:39:16,668 --> 00:39:18,335
Yeah, it's easier,

667
00:39:19,770 --> 00:39:22,569
she just gives me a ride
back in the morning.

668
00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:25,120
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

669
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,037
But where do you sleep?

670
00:39:48,241 --> 00:39:49,074
Aaron!

671
00:39:50,485 --> 00:39:51,702
Hey, who you got in there, the MILF queen?

672
00:39:51,702 --> 00:39:53,220
Fuck you!

673
00:39:53,220 --> 00:39:54,720
Respect the scarf.

674
00:39:57,458 --> 00:40:01,458
Could you
hurry up, I need the room!

675
00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:08,782
I don't believe in hair
removal, I think it's insidious.

676
00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:10,651
That's okay.

677
00:40:10,651 --> 00:40:12,853
I wasn't looking for your approval.

678
00:40:12,853 --> 00:40:15,399
I'm sorry, did I do something wrong?

679
00:40:36,090 --> 00:40:40,506
Aaron, have you ever been
with a natural woman before?

680
00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:42,746
I'm not really sure I
know what that means.

681
00:40:42,746 --> 00:40:44,293
I don't expect you to pluck your body

682
00:40:44,293 --> 00:40:46,076
and I would hope that
you're enlightened enough

683
00:40:46,076 --> 00:40:48,359
not to expect that of me.

684
00:40:48,359 --> 00:40:49,681
I haven't thought about it.

685
00:40:49,681 --> 00:40:50,993
You can't handle it, can you?

686
00:40:50,993 --> 00:40:53,669
What are you talking about, I just...

687
00:40:53,669 --> 00:40:54,502
What?

688
00:40:54,502 --> 00:40:57,095
I just, I don't know, I
think maybe we're just,

689
00:40:57,095 --> 00:40:58,405
I think maybe we're talking too much.

690
00:40:58,405 --> 00:41:00,594
Know what, Aaron, this
barbie doll walks, talks,

691
00:41:00,594 --> 00:41:02,897
farts, and has hair under her arms,

692
00:41:02,897 --> 00:41:04,317
and if you don't like it,

693
00:41:04,317 --> 00:41:06,569
maybe you should've gone
for the other model!

694
00:41:12,426 --> 00:41:13,876
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Darcy.

695
00:41:13,876 --> 00:41:15,268
Please, please, please.

696
00:41:15,268 --> 00:41:18,920
You gotta wait, please,
Darcy, come on, please!

697
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:19,753
Shit!

698
00:41:36,065 --> 00:41:37,191
Whoa.

699
00:41:37,191 --> 00:41:40,774
Man, we really need to
get you some boxers.

700
00:41:43,262 --> 00:41:46,334
Come on, what are you doing here?

701
00:41:46,334 --> 00:41:47,417
Okay, okay.

702
00:41:49,373 --> 00:41:51,540
So, I came here because...

703
00:41:52,566 --> 00:41:55,022
Okay, this is throwing me off, Aaron.

704
00:41:55,022 --> 00:41:57,562
Okay, god, just what is it?

705
00:41:57,562 --> 00:41:59,977
Don't bullshit me, Aaron,
are you screwing her?

706
00:41:59,977 --> 00:42:00,963
What, who?

707
00:42:00,963 --> 00:42:02,642
Linda, shithead, are you doing Linda?

708
00:42:02,642 --> 00:42:03,977
Why's this .

709
00:42:03,977 --> 00:42:06,727
You, you can't just show up here!

710
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,790
Because I love you.

711
00:42:16,476 --> 00:42:19,487
No, no, you do not love me.

712
00:42:19,487 --> 00:42:20,667
Yes, I do.

713
00:42:20,667 --> 00:42:22,310
How do you know?

714
00:42:22,310 --> 00:42:24,727
You have this effect on me.

715
00:42:26,415 --> 00:42:29,710
Every time you walk into
the room I get this,

716
00:42:29,710 --> 00:42:31,315
like the hair on my arms
and my neck, it stands up.

717
00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:32,898
It's like a charge.

718
00:42:34,047 --> 00:42:35,622
A charge?

719
00:42:35,622 --> 00:42:36,625
Within my stomach.

720
00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:39,234
It turns over on itself and I have to...

721
00:42:39,234 --> 00:42:41,844
This is kind of embarrassing,
go to the bathroom.

722
00:42:41,844 --> 00:42:43,894
So, I'm a human laxative.

723
00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:44,898
Pretty much.

724
00:42:44,898 --> 00:42:47,098
And that's love.

725
00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:48,634
I don't know what else to call it.

726
00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:51,015
Then, you know what, why
don't you get some cling free

727
00:42:51,015 --> 00:42:52,848
and some Pepto-Bismol and I'm sure that

728
00:42:52,848 --> 00:42:55,031
you'll be just fine.

729
00:42:55,031 --> 00:42:57,531
I knew you'd make fun of it.

730
00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:03,179
I don't wanna hurt your
feelings but you're 14,

731
00:43:03,179 --> 00:43:04,923
I am not going out with a 14 year old.

732
00:43:04,923 --> 00:43:06,816
Fine, fine, so don't go out with me!

733
00:43:06,816 --> 00:43:07,983
Aaron, just...

734
00:43:09,366 --> 00:43:10,710
Just sleep with me.

735
00:43:10,710 --> 00:43:12,005
No, Jesus Christ, no!

736
00:43:12,005 --> 00:43:13,011
Beth, no!

737
00:43:13,011 --> 00:43:14,717
Seriously, Aaron, I
want you to be my first.

738
00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,087
Stop!

739
00:43:16,087 --> 00:43:17,093
I want you to be my first!

740
00:43:17,093 --> 00:43:18,197
Stop!

741
00:43:18,197 --> 00:43:19,497
Milton, what are you doing?

742
00:43:19,497 --> 00:43:21,087
Go away!

743
00:43:21,087 --> 00:43:22,098
Why, why, why?

744
00:43:22,098 --> 00:43:25,598
Because you're the only one who gets me.

745
00:43:26,483 --> 00:43:27,793
What the hell?

746
00:43:27,793 --> 00:43:29,210
No, no, no, no!

747
00:43:30,547 --> 00:43:34,016
No, this is, this is
not what it looks like.

748
00:43:34,016 --> 00:43:36,460
Really, because it
looks like three to five

749
00:43:36,460 --> 00:43:38,158
with community service.

750
00:43:38,158 --> 00:43:39,408
Hi, I'm Beth.

751
00:43:41,189 --> 00:43:42,706
The daughter.

752
00:43:42,706 --> 00:43:44,330
You know what, Beth, zip up your shirt.

753
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:45,859
So, what's your name?

754
00:43:45,859 --> 00:43:47,143
Wild Bill.

755
00:43:47,143 --> 00:43:48,469
Wild, really?

756
00:43:48,469 --> 00:43:51,769
Okay, you know what, zip up your shirt.

757
00:43:51,769 --> 00:43:52,832
And you, give me your keys.

758
00:43:52,832 --> 00:43:53,833
What are you talking about?

759
00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:55,916
Just give me your keys!

760
00:43:58,053 --> 00:43:59,623
Your roommate's kind of cute.

761
00:43:59,623 --> 00:44:00,809
Shut up.

762
00:44:13,092 --> 00:44:15,074
Hey, beautiful.

763
00:44:15,074 --> 00:44:16,592
Wanna know how the blue member

764
00:44:16,592 --> 00:44:18,592
contains serious bonage.

765
00:44:20,761 --> 00:44:22,219
Excuse me.

766
00:44:23,916 --> 00:44:27,533
This is Susan Milton, I would
like to speak to my son.

767
00:44:27,533 --> 00:44:29,007
Um, I'm...

768
00:44:29,007 --> 00:44:31,240
Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I
thought you were a friend.

769
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,137
I would like to speak to him now.

770
00:44:34,137 --> 00:44:36,518
He is not in the room at present.

771
00:44:36,518 --> 00:44:39,197
So, I could take a message.

772
00:44:39,197 --> 00:44:41,471
Yes, it's for you, if I
don't hear from my son

773
00:44:41,471 --> 00:44:44,675
within 24 hours, I am holding
you personally responsible.

774
00:44:44,675 --> 00:44:48,559
Okay, got it, and consider
it, consider it done.

775
00:44:48,559 --> 00:44:51,059
I will talk to you later, bye.

776
00:45:10,158 --> 00:45:10,991
No.

777
00:45:12,726 --> 00:45:13,559
No!

778
00:45:20,543 --> 00:45:21,935
Don't you ever give it a rest?

779
00:45:21,935 --> 00:45:23,444
Come on, man, respect the scarf, okay,

780
00:45:23,444 --> 00:45:24,984
your words, not mine.

781
00:45:24,984 --> 00:45:26,621
Yeah.

782
00:45:26,621 --> 00:45:30,426
Here you go, fuck the
scarf, my words again.

783
00:45:30,426 --> 00:45:32,979
You really shouldn't do that.

784
00:45:32,979 --> 00:45:34,396
Whoa, whoa, okay.

785
00:45:43,058 --> 00:45:45,285
Way to go, Milton.

786
00:45:45,285 --> 00:45:46,701
You okay, buddy?

787
00:45:46,701 --> 00:45:48,198
No.

788
00:45:48,198 --> 00:45:49,802
No, no, I'm not.

789
00:45:49,802 --> 00:45:51,821
Use me as a resource, Aaron, all right.

790
00:45:51,821 --> 00:45:52,852
I know a lot about this shit.

791
00:45:52,852 --> 00:45:57,717
No, you don't, okay, because
this isn't about fucking.

792
00:45:57,717 --> 00:45:58,798
All right, as stupid as this may sound,

793
00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:00,585
I might actually be in love.

794
00:46:00,585 --> 00:46:02,994
Dude, she's in junior high.

795
00:46:02,994 --> 00:46:06,210
It's not her, okay, it's her mom.

796
00:46:06,210 --> 00:46:08,470
Finally, an education worth having.

797
00:46:08,470 --> 00:46:13,313
She could be like the ivy
league of sexual knowledge.

798
00:46:13,313 --> 00:46:15,980
Yale.

799
00:46:17,333 --> 00:46:19,760
Okay, is she into you?

800
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,057
Yes.

801
00:46:21,057 --> 00:46:22,061
No.

802
00:46:22,061 --> 00:46:23,394
I, I don't know.

803
00:46:24,523 --> 00:46:28,000
It's just, it's
complicated, she's involved.

804
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:28,917
Involved?

805
00:46:30,107 --> 00:46:31,116
With a cop.

806
00:46:31,116 --> 00:46:35,033
Oh, you are in way over
your head, my friend.

807
00:46:38,023 --> 00:46:39,459
Not much better, I'm afraid.

808
00:46:39,459 --> 00:46:41,126
Oh, very good, Mr...

809
00:46:42,912 --> 00:46:44,671
Aaron, Aaron Milton.

810
00:46:44,671 --> 00:46:47,458
Well, Mr. Milton, you're
writing style could use

811
00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:49,985
a little tune up but
your ideas are very good.

812
00:46:49,985 --> 00:46:51,062
Thank you.

813
00:46:51,062 --> 00:46:52,448
I am troubled by one thing.

814
00:46:52,448 --> 00:46:53,511
Yes?

815
00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:55,669
You're not enrolled in my class.

816
00:47:17,820 --> 00:47:22,034
Just be honest, what
was wrong with my paper?

817
00:47:22,034 --> 00:47:25,951
Honestly, your analysis
lacked depth, nuance.

818
00:47:28,866 --> 00:47:32,032
Tell me this, what do you
like about Greek tragedy?

819
00:47:32,032 --> 00:47:35,877
I love the women, they're ball busters,

820
00:47:35,877 --> 00:47:38,627
powerful and principled, intense.

821
00:47:40,125 --> 00:47:43,358
Fuck with one of these babes
and she will rip your heart

822
00:47:43,358 --> 00:47:45,574
out and feed it to your friends.

823
00:47:45,574 --> 00:47:48,957
But if you treat her right,
she will line up the planets,

824
00:47:48,957 --> 00:47:53,124
the gods, heaven and earth,
she'll change your life.

825
00:47:54,986 --> 00:47:57,281
You're passionate, I get that.

826
00:47:57,281 --> 00:48:01,693
I'm afraid it's just not good
enough, not at this school.

827
00:48:01,693 --> 00:48:04,283
Just give me another chance.

828
00:48:04,283 --> 00:48:08,492
Trust me, I've seen this
played out again and again.

829
00:48:08,492 --> 00:48:11,933
You're not going to be able to compete.

830
00:48:11,933 --> 00:48:13,896
You don't, you don't even know me.

831
00:48:13,896 --> 00:48:17,729
Oh, I do, I get one
like you every semester.

832
00:48:21,013 --> 00:48:22,346
You know what?

833
00:48:23,489 --> 00:48:24,322
Fuck you.

834
00:48:32,343 --> 00:48:35,664
I don't know, maybe just some
people just don't belong at

835
00:48:35,664 --> 00:48:38,081
a god damn ivy league school.

836
00:48:40,724 --> 00:48:42,196
Come on, who said that,
some stupid professor

837
00:48:42,196 --> 00:48:45,354
with a  column shoved up his ass?

838
00:48:45,354 --> 00:48:47,271
Yeah, that's the one.

839
00:48:50,192 --> 00:48:53,896
You can't let him get to you like this.

840
00:48:53,896 --> 00:48:56,313
It's not just him, it's me.

841
00:48:57,821 --> 00:49:01,830
It's like I thought things
were gonna be different here,

842
00:49:01,830 --> 00:49:05,497
different from any other
place I've been but

843
00:49:06,869 --> 00:49:11,239
it's the same story, it's
just smarter assholes.

844
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,072
Look, I'll help you.

845
00:49:16,025 --> 00:49:17,525
Whatever it takes.

846
00:49:20,885 --> 00:49:22,135
You're sweet.

847
00:49:27,795 --> 00:49:30,188
Look, Beth, just about the other night.

848
00:49:30,188 --> 00:49:31,212
I don't wanna talk about it.

849
00:49:31,212 --> 00:49:33,712
Why'd you even come down here?

850
00:49:36,951 --> 00:49:39,671
Why don't you and your cuz
come upstairs to my place?

851
00:49:39,671 --> 00:49:42,145
I got some friends coming by,
it's gonna be so much fun.

852
00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:43,903
I can't, I have homework.

853
00:49:43,903 --> 00:49:46,661
Shit, bring it with, I'll help you out.

854
00:49:46,661 --> 00:49:48,525
What, you'll be my tutor?

855
00:49:48,525 --> 00:49:50,695
Something like that.

856
00:49:50,695 --> 00:49:53,103
What do you say, little man?

857
00:49:53,103 --> 00:49:54,770
It's not up to me.

858
00:49:56,089 --> 00:49:57,839
Maybe another time.

859
00:50:01,751 --> 00:50:03,130
Thanks for the extra topping.

860
00:50:03,130 --> 00:50:03,963
Anytime.

861
00:50:07,912 --> 00:50:10,030
Why do you put me in this position?

862
00:50:10,030 --> 00:50:11,427
It's not a fucking felony, officer,

863
00:50:11,427 --> 00:50:12,851
it's just a little weed.

864
00:50:12,851 --> 00:50:14,909
Right, and your mother knows?

865
00:50:14,909 --> 00:50:17,992
It's none of her god damn business.

866
00:50:19,086 --> 00:50:20,517
I'm gonna go out on a limb here,

867
00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:23,822
but I don't think a 14 year
old should be smoking dope.

868
00:50:23,822 --> 00:50:27,983
Or wielding guns, or
having sex for that matter.

869
00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:30,012
Oh, but cleaning up mom when
she's fucking soiled herself,

870
00:50:30,012 --> 00:50:31,885
I guess that's okay.

871
00:50:31,885 --> 00:50:32,894
What are you talking about?

872
00:50:32,894 --> 00:50:34,619
Bathing her, patching up her broken lip or

873
00:50:34,619 --> 00:50:36,808
putting her to sleep on her side so

874
00:50:36,808 --> 00:50:39,515
she doesn't choke on her
vomit when I was what,

875
00:50:39,515 --> 00:50:41,265
six, seven years old.

876
00:50:42,542 --> 00:50:44,209
Can you light me up?

877
00:50:47,342 --> 00:50:50,393
Getting a better picture
of the good old days, huh?

878
00:50:50,393 --> 00:50:52,359
Before we moved up here,

879
00:50:52,359 --> 00:50:55,885
before Linda became an honor student.

880
00:50:55,885 --> 00:50:57,347
Sorry, I didn't know.

881
00:50:57,347 --> 00:51:00,680
You don't know Linda, it's not pretty.

882
00:51:03,940 --> 00:51:05,732
What about your grandmother
over in Jacksonville,

883
00:51:05,732 --> 00:51:07,656
can't you just go stay with her?

884
00:51:07,656 --> 00:51:10,239
Uh, you mean, Iota Controlla.

885
00:51:11,229 --> 00:51:13,936
Now she's a piece of work, no thanks.

886
00:51:13,936 --> 00:51:17,103
We're never gonna go back there, ever.

887
00:51:20,159 --> 00:51:21,742
So, you want a hit?

888
00:51:22,867 --> 00:51:23,700
No.

889
00:51:24,954 --> 00:51:26,450
Figures.

890
00:51:28,045 --> 00:51:31,878
♪ Say a prayer in the shadows ♪

891
00:51:33,086 --> 00:51:37,003
♪ Put your lonely hand in mine ♪

892
00:51:39,713 --> 00:51:44,159
♪ We can chase away the rainy days ♪

893
00:51:44,159 --> 00:51:46,659
Oh, we interrupting something?

894
00:51:48,706 --> 00:51:50,996
You guys getting nasty on the couch?

895
00:51:50,996 --> 00:51:55,058
Actually, .

896
00:51:55,058 --> 00:51:57,196
Wes, will you just...

897
00:51:57,196 --> 00:51:58,196
It's okay.

898
00:52:00,897 --> 00:52:02,730
You're getting warmer.

899
00:52:06,878 --> 00:52:07,878
Holy shit.

900
00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:10,961
What!

901
00:52:11,861 --> 00:52:13,013
What the hell!

902
00:52:13,013 --> 00:52:15,287
I'm marrying your mom is what the hell.

903
00:52:15,287 --> 00:52:16,858
Wes, we said maybe.

904
00:52:16,858 --> 00:52:17,863
I know.

905
00:52:17,863 --> 00:52:20,363
You've gotta be shitting me!

906
00:52:21,316 --> 00:52:22,837
Is that the best you can do, Beth?

907
00:52:22,837 --> 00:52:24,046
Ask her.

908
00:52:24,046 --> 00:52:26,713
That the best you can do, Linda?

909
00:52:29,296 --> 00:52:30,334
That's horse shit.

910
00:52:30,334 --> 00:52:31,401
Wait, where are you going?

911
00:52:31,401 --> 00:52:33,940
No, no, we talked about
this, I'm gonna handle this.

912
00:52:33,940 --> 00:52:34,773
Relax.

913
00:52:43,481 --> 00:52:44,498
What the hell are you doing?

914
00:52:44,498 --> 00:52:46,156
You can't just come up here!

915
00:52:46,156 --> 00:52:48,470
Tone it down, Beth, bring it down.

916
00:52:48,470 --> 00:52:49,994
Oh, is that some police negotiation crap?

917
00:52:49,994 --> 00:52:50,998
You learn that in class?

918
00:52:50,998 --> 00:52:53,210
Bring it down, Beth, just bring it down.

919
00:52:53,210 --> 00:52:55,018
All right, don't do this to your mother.

920
00:52:55,018 --> 00:52:56,236
You will never tell me what to do,

921
00:52:56,236 --> 00:52:59,293
now get the fuck out of my room!

922
00:52:59,293 --> 00:53:00,793
This is what you want?

923
00:53:00,793 --> 00:53:04,460
I don't know, I haven't even said yes yet.

924
00:53:05,634 --> 00:53:07,134
Look, he insisted.

925
00:53:08,208 --> 00:53:11,875
You know, he said I
should see how it feels.

926
00:53:14,201 --> 00:53:15,034
And?

927
00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:22,295
Honestly, it's cutting off my circulation.

928
00:53:22,295 --> 00:53:25,260
You will never be family!

929
00:53:25,260 --> 00:53:26,677
Go fuck yourself!

930
00:53:27,690 --> 00:53:29,522
Know what, shut up
yourself or I'm gonna wipe

931
00:53:29,522 --> 00:53:31,110
that little smirk off your face.

932
00:53:31,110 --> 00:53:33,192
What are you so afraid of,
Linda might hear something?

933
00:53:33,192 --> 00:53:34,196
Stop!

934
00:53:34,196 --> 00:53:35,305
Get away from me, you asshole,

935
00:53:35,305 --> 00:53:37,886
or I will poke your fucking eyes out!

936
00:53:37,886 --> 00:53:39,908
Oh, that's good, that's funny.

937
00:53:39,908 --> 00:53:41,481
Yeah.

938
00:53:41,481 --> 00:53:42,771
Hey, hey, stop.

939
00:53:42,771 --> 00:53:44,997
Get off of me, get off of me!

940
00:53:44,997 --> 00:53:46,164
Get off of me!

941
00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:54,066
Wes!

942
00:53:54,066 --> 00:53:55,831
Wes, leave her alone!

943
00:53:55,831 --> 00:53:57,790
This little bitch has been
baiting me long enough.

944
00:53:57,790 --> 00:53:59,541
Hey, take your hands off her!

945
00:53:59,541 --> 00:54:01,131
Oh, come on, are you kidding me?

946
00:54:01,131 --> 00:54:03,074
NO, no, let's stop.

947
00:54:05,034 --> 00:54:05,867
Stop it!

948
00:54:10,238 --> 00:54:11,571
Get off of me!

949
00:54:13,164 --> 00:54:14,664
Oh, oh god, Linda.

950
00:54:17,233 --> 00:54:19,220
Get out of my house.

951
00:54:19,220 --> 00:54:22,204
Baby, you know I didn't mean that.

952
00:54:22,204 --> 00:54:23,037
Now!

953
00:54:39,472 --> 00:54:42,217
Thanks for driving me home.

954
00:54:42,217 --> 00:54:46,436
The funny thing is, I never
even wanted to get married.

955
00:54:46,436 --> 00:54:47,519
Who needs it?

956
00:54:49,929 --> 00:54:52,798
So, are you gonna see him again?

957
00:54:52,798 --> 00:54:54,465
What do you think?

958
00:54:59,207 --> 00:55:00,249
Pull over!

959
00:55:00,249 --> 00:55:01,368
I don't believe it.

960
00:55:01,368 --> 00:55:02,201
Shit.

961
00:55:03,607 --> 00:55:04,934
The hell with him.

962
00:55:10,342 --> 00:55:12,509
I'm not stopping, asshole!

963
00:55:15,612 --> 00:55:17,445
Pull over right now!

964
00:55:20,278 --> 00:55:22,695
Linda, slow down!

965
00:55:22,695 --> 00:55:23,744
I will arrest you, pull over!

966
00:55:23,744 --> 00:55:24,994
OH, you will?

967
00:55:30,167 --> 00:55:31,917
What are you doing?

968
00:55:52,305 --> 00:55:53,843
Hi.

969
00:55:53,843 --> 00:55:56,317
Tell me he's okay, is he okay?

970
00:55:56,317 --> 00:55:59,456
Are you serious, how could
you give a shit about him?

971
00:55:59,456 --> 00:56:01,039
Not Wes, the dog.

972
00:56:04,551 --> 00:56:08,718
Mom, look at you, and you're
worried about a stupid dog.

973
00:56:10,163 --> 00:56:12,830
He took off, Linda, he's fine.

974
00:56:30,913 --> 00:56:35,080
♪ How many more mistakes
will I make before I find ♪

975
00:56:37,555 --> 00:56:40,305
♪ A little peace ♪

976
00:56:41,745 --> 00:56:46,317
♪ How many hits must I take before ♪

977
00:56:46,317 --> 00:56:47,400
Are you okay?

978
00:56:48,253 --> 00:56:49,920
It's all my fault.

979
00:56:52,155 --> 00:56:53,405
No, it's not.

980
00:56:55,759 --> 00:56:56,842
No, it's not.

981
00:57:34,638 --> 00:57:36,911
No, no, this is...

982
00:57:36,911 --> 00:57:38,891
I can't, I'm sorry.

983
00:57:38,891 --> 00:57:40,891
DOn't, don't leave me.

984
00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:44,750
You stay with her, don't you?

985
00:57:46,109 --> 00:57:48,276
Just stay with me, please.

986
00:57:52,753 --> 00:57:56,920
♪ So don't take my long
lasting love for granted ♪

987
00:57:58,727 --> 00:58:02,560
♪ I can only give what I have ♪

988
00:58:03,712 --> 00:58:07,879
♪ You  only what
you make for yourself ♪

989
00:58:09,026 --> 00:58:13,193
♪ And I am doing what I can, yeah ♪

990
00:58:14,638 --> 00:58:17,888
♪ I'm doing what I can ♪

991
00:58:38,826 --> 00:58:42,307
♪ So, don't take my ♪

992
00:58:42,307 --> 00:58:45,325
♪ Long lasting love for granted ♪

993
00:58:45,325 --> 00:58:49,158
♪ I can only give what I have ♪

994
00:58:50,078 --> 00:58:51,828
Structurally sound.

995
00:58:59,789 --> 00:59:02,034
Wait, wait, don't tell me.

996
00:59:02,034 --> 00:59:04,867
You're supposed to be strider man.

997
00:59:07,675 --> 00:59:09,692
Um, I know it looks a little strange.

998
00:59:09,692 --> 00:59:12,025
No, no stranger than this.

999
00:59:13,894 --> 00:59:17,256
Look Aaron, this is a brilliant depiction

1000
00:59:17,256 --> 00:59:18,996
of lever escapement.

1001
00:59:18,996 --> 00:59:20,913
Macabre, but brilliant.

1002
00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:23,662
So, how does someone with this much vision

1003
00:59:23,662 --> 00:59:25,745
blow all these equations?

1004
00:59:28,097 --> 00:59:29,860
You got into this program
because you're gifted.

1005
00:59:29,860 --> 00:59:32,027
Did I make a huge mistake?

1006
00:59:46,762 --> 00:59:50,179
I don't think he'd want you doing that.

1007
00:59:51,085 --> 00:59:54,926
Is that where you make all
your charming phone calls?

1008
00:59:54,926 --> 00:59:56,398
What's going on here?

1009
00:59:56,398 --> 00:59:59,315
Sorry dude, I tried to stop them.

1010
01:00:00,588 --> 01:00:02,399
How did it happen?

1011
01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:04,788
Was she drunk, on drugs?

1012
01:00:04,788 --> 01:00:05,791
It was an accident.

1013
01:00:05,791 --> 01:00:07,828
All right, it wasn't anybody's fault.

1014
01:00:07,828 --> 01:00:10,886
I would like to know
what a 17 year old boy

1015
01:00:10,886 --> 01:00:14,187
is doing in a car with
some woman in her 30's.

1016
01:00:14,187 --> 01:00:15,492
That woman, she's my friend!

1017
01:00:15,492 --> 01:00:16,592
She's your friend?

1018
01:00:16,592 --> 01:00:17,593
Yeah.

1019
01:00:17,593 --> 01:00:20,615
Oh, Aaron, if that's
what you wanna believe.

1020
01:00:20,615 --> 01:00:23,265
Dad, look, she's a student.

1021
01:00:23,265 --> 01:00:24,569
She's been a huge help to me.

1022
01:00:24,569 --> 01:00:25,901
If you would meet her!

1023
01:00:25,901 --> 01:00:27,752
All you gotta do is meet,
you just gotta meet her!

1024
01:00:27,752 --> 01:00:29,608
I am not paying for this!

1025
01:00:29,608 --> 01:00:32,655
I have worked my butt off
to get into this school

1026
01:00:32,655 --> 01:00:34,879
and now that I'm here,
what are you gonna do?

1027
01:00:34,879 --> 01:00:36,248
You're just gonna yank me out?

1028
01:00:36,248 --> 01:00:37,653
Why, because I'm friends
with a woman and...

1029
01:00:37,653 --> 01:00:38,903
That is insane.

1030
01:00:42,207 --> 01:00:44,790
It wouldn't hurt to meet her.

1031
01:00:47,647 --> 01:00:49,043
Are they here yet?

1032
01:00:49,043 --> 01:00:50,210
No, not yet.

1033
01:01:06,341 --> 01:01:07,396
What do you call this again?

1034
01:01:07,396 --> 01:01:08,597
It's curry.

1035
01:01:08,597 --> 01:01:10,045
Haven't you ever had curry before?

1036
01:01:10,045 --> 01:01:13,685
Yes, I've used it, not to this effect.

1037
01:01:13,685 --> 01:01:15,004
It's very festive.

1038
01:01:15,004 --> 01:01:17,202
It's Indian, India Indian.

1039
01:01:17,202 --> 01:01:19,315
I know, sweetheart, I
recognize it's not maize

1040
01:01:19,315 --> 01:01:21,896
and .

1041
01:01:21,896 --> 01:01:23,615
Well, I think it's delicious, Linda.

1042
01:01:23,615 --> 01:01:26,570
So, tell me, Linda, how
did you and my son meet?

1043
01:01:26,570 --> 01:01:28,951
We are in an art class together.

1044
01:01:28,951 --> 01:01:31,550
Don't you find that a bit impractical?

1045
01:01:31,550 --> 01:01:32,959
I mean, we all have our hobbies.

1046
01:01:32,959 --> 01:01:36,390
Maybe in my case but when
someone is as talented

1047
01:01:36,390 --> 01:01:39,925
as your son here, it
couldn't be more valuable.

1048
01:01:39,925 --> 01:01:41,983
What's so great about engineering anyway?

1049
01:01:41,983 --> 01:01:43,923
You get to ride in a caboose?

1050
01:01:47,687 --> 01:01:49,445
You don't really think
that's what they do?

1051
01:01:49,445 --> 01:01:50,855
I know what they do, Susan, it's just,

1052
01:01:50,855 --> 01:01:52,333
I mean, the guy's an awesome artist.

1053
01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:55,303
You should give him a chance,
he could be the next Picasso.

1054
01:01:55,303 --> 01:01:58,392
Oh, well, there aren't many Picasso's and

1055
01:01:58,392 --> 01:02:00,085
the rest starve.

1056
01:02:00,085 --> 01:02:01,783
And I want more for my son.

1057
01:02:09,391 --> 01:02:12,527
You know, your friend Linda is a

1058
01:02:12,527 --> 01:02:13,777
handsome woman.

1059
01:02:16,391 --> 01:02:18,641
What you mean, she's hot?

1060
01:02:19,699 --> 01:02:20,532
Yeah.

1061
01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:23,350
Yeah, I think so too.

1062
01:02:28,460 --> 01:02:32,518
Really banged yourself up, didn't you?

1063
01:02:32,518 --> 01:02:36,020
Well, I  whole lot better now.

1064
01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:40,765
How many accidents like this
had there been in your life?

1065
01:02:40,765 --> 01:02:42,098
Uh, excuse me?

1066
01:02:43,053 --> 01:02:44,636
A lot, I'd guess.

1067
01:02:46,343 --> 01:02:48,368
Yeah, I'm gonna take the dessert out.

1068
01:02:48,368 --> 01:02:52,869
He doesn't know a damn
thing, that boy out there.

1069
01:02:52,869 --> 01:02:55,546
I bet you make him feel special, huh?

1070
01:02:55,546 --> 01:02:57,296
Like a real Casanova.

1071
01:02:58,304 --> 01:03:01,112
I see right through you.

1072
01:03:01,112 --> 01:03:03,212
I'd imagine grown men would too,

1073
01:03:03,212 --> 01:03:05,387
it must be easier to pick on children.

1074
01:03:05,387 --> 01:03:07,144
Okay, that's enough.

1075
01:03:07,144 --> 01:03:11,556
You're a mother, let me
ask you mother to mother.

1076
01:03:11,556 --> 01:03:15,117
If you saw your child
about to jump off a cliff,

1077
01:03:15,117 --> 01:03:19,630
wouldn't you do anything
you could to stop it?

1078
01:03:19,630 --> 01:03:20,963
Let me help you.

1079
01:04:05,297 --> 01:04:06,214
It's war.

1080
01:04:16,465 --> 01:04:19,489
Let's see, who wants to dance?

1081
01:04:19,489 --> 01:04:20,589
With your neck and your arm,

1082
01:04:20,589 --> 01:04:22,226
that's probably not such a good idea.

1083
01:04:22,226 --> 01:04:24,988
Phil, you look like a samba man.

1084
01:04:38,890 --> 01:04:40,501
You go, pops.

1085
01:04:40,501 --> 01:04:41,334
Yeah.

1086
01:04:42,649 --> 01:04:44,361
I can see you're enjoying this.

1087
01:05:03,401 --> 01:05:04,725
Not doing it.

1088
01:05:04,725 --> 01:05:05,725
Your loss!

1089
01:05:15,629 --> 01:05:17,546
What's going on, huh?

1090
01:05:20,507 --> 01:05:21,895
What the hell.

1091
01:05:21,895 --> 01:05:24,062
Please tell me this isn't happening.

1092
01:05:24,062 --> 01:05:25,894
Who is that guy?

1093
01:05:25,894 --> 01:05:27,117
Is she seeing him?

1094
01:05:27,117 --> 01:05:28,193
What guy?

1095
01:05:28,193 --> 01:05:30,436
The old guy she's dancing
with, I'll kick his ass.

1096
01:05:30,436 --> 01:05:31,769
That's my dad.

1097
01:05:33,307 --> 01:05:35,935
Yeah, look, it's, it's a long story.

1098
01:05:35,935 --> 01:05:37,317
What do you want?

1099
01:05:37,317 --> 01:05:39,571
I want to make it up to her.

1100
01:05:39,571 --> 01:05:41,788
I still wanna marry her.

1101
01:05:41,788 --> 01:05:45,455
Well, I wouldn't book a church right away.

1102
01:05:49,809 --> 01:05:51,779
Look, you should probably go, okay?

1103
01:05:51,779 --> 01:05:55,529
I'll tell her that you
were asking about her.

1104
01:05:58,939 --> 01:06:00,272
Just a minute.

1105
01:06:02,054 --> 01:06:03,804
Thank you, sweetie.

1106
01:06:05,209 --> 01:06:08,291
Would someone tell me what just happened?

1107
01:06:08,291 --> 01:06:10,678
Your son just told a
cop to go fuck himself.

1108
01:06:10,678 --> 01:06:12,476
Okay, that is it, Aaron,
Phil, we are leaving.

1109
01:06:12,476 --> 01:06:14,103
But we're having a good time.

1110
01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:16,318
Does it look like I'm having a good time?

1111
01:06:16,318 --> 01:06:18,651
Don't make me ask you again!

1112
01:06:19,913 --> 01:06:21,872
You get out of my son's way or so help me,

1113
01:06:21,872 --> 01:06:23,835
injured or not, I will rip you to shreds.

1114
01:06:23,835 --> 01:06:25,492
Why don't you ask him what he wants?

1115
01:06:25,492 --> 01:06:28,307
I don't care what he wants,
I know what he needs!

1116
01:06:28,307 --> 01:06:31,557
Oh no, let me show you what he needs.

1117
01:06:34,349 --> 01:06:35,182
Phil.

1118
01:06:41,941 --> 01:06:43,305
Go home, Susan.

1119
01:06:43,305 --> 01:06:47,490
Your son is sweet and
sexy, and talented as hell,

1120
01:06:47,490 --> 01:06:49,306
and as soon as you get out of his way,

1121
01:06:49,306 --> 01:06:51,596
he's gonna be un-fucking stoppable.

1122
01:06:51,596 --> 01:06:53,077
And let me tell you something else,

1123
01:06:53,077 --> 01:06:55,681
Phil here is a little dish.

1124
01:06:55,681 --> 01:06:58,750
His lights on and he'll
rise to the equation

1125
01:06:58,750 --> 01:07:01,198
if you act like you
have blood in your veins

1126
01:07:01,198 --> 01:07:03,084
and not antifreeze.

1127
01:07:03,084 --> 01:07:06,219
Susan, for god's sake, what are you...

1128
01:07:06,219 --> 01:07:10,130
So long, Susan, that's
what they say in India

1129
01:07:10,130 --> 01:07:12,630
when they want you to go home.

1130
01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:25,081
Get your coat.

1131
01:07:26,007 --> 01:07:27,910
No, I'm staying.

1132
01:07:27,910 --> 01:07:31,160
You are coming home with your family.

1133
01:07:34,465 --> 01:07:37,785
To tell you the truth,
they're more like family.

1134
01:07:37,785 --> 01:07:40,878
Whatever family's supposed
to be like than you are.

1135
01:07:40,878 --> 01:07:43,409
And is your new family
gonna pay for your tuition,

1136
01:07:43,409 --> 01:07:45,826
and your rent, and your food?

1137
01:07:47,567 --> 01:07:50,567
Would you say something to your son?

1138
01:07:51,989 --> 01:07:52,989
Stay here.

1139
01:07:54,582 --> 01:07:56,019
I would.

1140
01:07:56,019 --> 01:07:56,852
You ass.

1141
01:08:00,839 --> 01:08:02,756
What's happened to you?

1142
01:08:03,774 --> 01:08:05,857
I don't know you anymore.

1143
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:08,927
You're right, you don't.

1144
01:08:11,407 --> 01:08:12,407
Salome, mom.

1145
01:08:35,461 --> 01:08:38,794
Sorry we totally screwed up your life.

1146
01:08:42,131 --> 01:08:45,131
You're in love with her, aren't you?

1147
01:08:47,925 --> 01:08:49,175
God, I knew it.

1148
01:08:50,646 --> 01:08:54,813
Beth, my mom just drove off
with everything that I own.

1149
01:08:55,668 --> 01:08:58,573
I'm not exactly on a romance
wavelength right now.

1150
01:08:58,573 --> 01:09:01,718
You kissed back, you think I'm blind?

1151
01:09:01,718 --> 01:09:03,135
It was nothing.

1152
01:09:05,285 --> 01:09:08,610
You know, I actually kind
of feel sorry for your mom.

1153
01:09:08,610 --> 01:09:09,748
Why?

1154
01:09:09,748 --> 01:09:13,315
Because you chose someone
like my mother over her.

1155
01:09:13,315 --> 01:09:15,732
That's gotta burn pretty bad.

1156
01:09:29,228 --> 01:09:30,395
There he is.

1157
01:09:32,060 --> 01:09:33,060
Come here.

1158
01:10:48,068 --> 01:10:48,901
Wes.

1159
01:10:54,498 --> 01:10:55,331
Wes.

1160
01:11:00,989 --> 01:11:01,822
Wes.

1161
01:11:08,060 --> 01:11:08,893
Aaron?

1162
01:11:10,362 --> 01:11:11,195
Yeah.

1163
01:11:14,129 --> 01:11:16,462
I'm sorry, I was dreaming.

1164
01:11:19,805 --> 01:11:20,638
Me, too.

1165
01:11:25,955 --> 01:11:26,788
Well...

1166
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,013
Just go with it.

1167
01:11:40,223 --> 01:11:42,496
Hey, hey, hang on, are you sure?

1168
01:11:42,496 --> 01:11:43,913
Yes, oh my god.

1169
01:11:48,917 --> 01:11:49,750
Oh god.

1170
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:51,913
Oh my god.

1171
01:11:57,374 --> 01:11:58,207
Shh.

1172
01:12:00,802 --> 01:12:01,635
Oh god.

1173
01:12:04,767 --> 01:12:05,600
Oh, yes.

1174
01:12:07,844 --> 01:12:09,249
What, what are you worried about?

1175
01:12:09,249 --> 01:12:11,832
Shh, please, please be quiet.

1176
01:12:14,214 --> 01:12:15,214
Oh my god.

1177
01:12:16,193 --> 01:12:17,193
Oh god, Wes.

1178
01:12:18,441 --> 01:12:21,396
Wes, I'm Aaron, what
are you talking about?

1179
01:12:21,396 --> 01:12:22,542
Whatever.

1180
01:12:22,542 --> 01:12:23,547
What do you mean whatever?

1181
01:12:23,547 --> 01:12:25,380
What's your problem?

1182
01:12:29,704 --> 01:12:30,969
Who are you in bed with?

1183
01:12:30,969 --> 01:12:31,802
Damn it.

1184
01:12:39,132 --> 01:12:40,750
Oh my god, what do we do?

1185
01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:44,917
Can you do me favor and not
make a big deal out of this?

1186
01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:50,738
All right, we're friends
who fucked and it was lousy.

1187
01:12:52,013 --> 01:12:53,346
All right, oops.

1188
01:12:58,362 --> 01:12:59,195
Come on.

1189
01:13:00,175 --> 01:13:04,175
I didn't mean that like
that, it came out wrong.

1190
01:13:05,472 --> 01:13:06,305
Aaron.

1191
01:13:07,955 --> 01:13:08,788
Stop.

1192
01:13:17,123 --> 01:13:20,920
Did you ever make love to
somebody instead of fuck them?

1193
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:23,416
I mean, if you wanna sugar coat it,

1194
01:13:23,416 --> 01:13:25,166
yeah, I've made love.

1195
01:13:27,982 --> 01:13:29,482
How'd that feel?

1196
01:13:30,629 --> 01:13:32,962
An awful lot like fucking.

1197
01:13:44,806 --> 01:13:46,629
Don't come back!

1198
01:13:46,629 --> 01:13:49,505
I mean it, just go away
and don't come back ever,

1199
01:13:49,505 --> 01:13:50,923
just fucking evaporate!

1200
01:13:50,923 --> 01:13:52,087
Cut it out, Beth.

1201
01:13:52,087 --> 01:13:53,102
So, you had your fun,

1202
01:13:53,102 --> 01:13:56,102
now just go before it gets too ugly!

1203
01:13:58,799 --> 01:14:00,472
Look, you don't know anything about it.

1204
01:14:00,472 --> 01:14:02,657
I know Linda's been sucking
down pain meds all week

1205
01:14:02,657 --> 01:14:04,629
like it's Halloween candy.

1206
01:14:04,629 --> 01:14:07,800
I know she's on her way
down, I've seen it before.

1207
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:09,467
You don't know shit.

1208
01:14:12,068 --> 01:14:14,886
Look, she's just in pain.

1209
01:14:14,886 --> 01:14:17,290
Okay, she'll be fine in a
couple weeks, I promise.

1210
01:14:17,290 --> 01:14:21,631
Don't make promises, people
are shitty with promises.

1211
01:14:21,631 --> 01:14:24,298
In fact, people are just shitty.

1212
01:14:56,435 --> 01:14:58,562
I'm coming in, Bill.

1213
01:14:58,562 --> 01:15:00,581
Jesus, are you kidding?

1214
01:15:00,581 --> 01:15:05,201
How about fuck that man,
look, I'm tired, let me in!

1215
01:15:05,201 --> 01:15:07,784
No, I am not dealing with this.

1216
01:15:27,824 --> 01:15:30,729
I didn't mean to, okay.

1217
01:15:30,729 --> 01:15:33,302
We were just, we were talking.

1218
01:15:33,302 --> 01:15:36,160
God, will you please shut up.

1219
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:38,182
We were talking about you, okay?

1220
01:15:38,182 --> 01:15:39,896
That's the only reason
she even hung out with me.

1221
01:15:39,896 --> 01:15:41,622
It's like one of those transference deals.

1222
01:15:41,622 --> 01:15:44,266
Right, so I'm having sex with somebody

1223
01:15:44,266 --> 01:15:46,092
who's thinking of somebody else,

1224
01:15:46,092 --> 01:15:50,099
while you are having sex with
somebody who's thinking of me.

1225
01:15:50,099 --> 01:15:52,161
That is so fucked!

1226
01:15:52,161 --> 01:15:53,744
Oh, oh, wild man.

1227
01:15:55,705 --> 01:15:57,914
You tell me you finally got laid?

1228
01:15:57,914 --> 01:15:58,831
Was it mom?

1229
01:16:00,994 --> 01:16:03,665
I didn't mean your mom.

1230
01:16:03,665 --> 01:16:05,108
Oh shit, how did that go?

1231
01:16:05,108 --> 01:16:08,142
Why don't you take a big fat guess.

1232
01:16:08,142 --> 01:16:11,225
I have no clothes, I have no friends,

1233
01:16:12,870 --> 01:16:16,266
I have no family, and
by 10:00 am tomorrow,

1234
01:16:16,266 --> 01:16:18,731
I have to provide
mathematical evidence that

1235
01:16:18,731 --> 01:16:20,994
I can walk on water.

1236
01:16:20,994 --> 01:16:24,494
And if I screw that up then no scholarship

1237
01:16:26,010 --> 01:16:28,075
and I no school.

1238
01:16:28,075 --> 01:16:29,906
All right, you need to get .

1239
01:16:29,906 --> 01:16:33,572
I'm sick and tired of everybody
telling me what to do.

1240
01:16:33,572 --> 01:16:36,826
From now on, I'm gonna do what I wanna do.

1241
01:16:36,826 --> 01:16:39,909
As soon as I figure out what that is.

1242
01:16:51,195 --> 01:16:54,447
Well, it's up on the
board, that's for sure.

1243
01:16:54,447 --> 01:16:56,864
Is this a joke to you, Aaron?

1244
01:16:58,003 --> 01:16:59,766
These are the numbers you're looking for.

1245
01:16:59,766 --> 01:17:01,349
Mmm, not exactly.

1246
01:17:02,228 --> 01:17:03,397
Just because you give me strider,

1247
01:17:03,397 --> 01:17:05,560
I'm assuming this is me.

1248
01:17:07,341 --> 01:17:08,613
Just because you give
me strider legs doesn't

1249
01:17:08,613 --> 01:17:11,022
mean I can move at their velocity.

1250
01:17:11,022 --> 01:17:12,600
They beat gravity because
they move at speeds

1251
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:15,378
at over 100 body lengths per second.

1252
01:17:15,378 --> 01:17:17,961
So, someone of my size would...

1253
01:17:21,343 --> 01:17:24,692
Have to move at over 400 miles per hour.

1254
01:17:24,692 --> 01:17:26,226
Unless you can move that quickly.

1255
01:17:26,226 --> 01:17:27,476
Can you, Aaron?

1256
01:17:28,906 --> 01:17:30,665
There is still hope.

1257
01:17:30,665 --> 01:17:32,932
You could lose 140 pounds.

1258
01:17:32,932 --> 01:17:34,849
How much do you weight?

1259
01:17:35,821 --> 01:17:37,132
145.

1260
01:17:37,132 --> 01:17:38,126
How much?

1261
01:17:38,126 --> 01:17:39,607
145.

1262
01:17:39,607 --> 01:17:43,357
You do have 24 hours
until the competition.

1263
01:17:45,609 --> 01:17:48,374
Class dismissed, we'll see
you tomorrow at the pool,

1264
01:17:48,374 --> 01:17:49,207
9:00 am.

1265
01:18:03,785 --> 01:18:08,167
Hey Aaron,
is Beth there with you?

1266
01:18:08,167 --> 01:18:10,114
Let me know if she is, okay?

1267
01:18:10,114 --> 01:18:13,447
I need to know if that's where she went.

1268
01:18:15,098 --> 01:18:17,897
Okay, okay, look, she
must have said something

1269
01:18:17,897 --> 01:18:19,579
to give you a clue.

1270
01:18:19,579 --> 01:18:20,828
Yeah, she packed her bags and

1271
01:18:20,828 --> 01:18:22,567
she told me not to bother looking for her.

1272
01:18:22,567 --> 01:18:25,190
What the hell you doing here?

1273
01:18:25,190 --> 01:18:26,454
Like this!

1274
01:18:26,454 --> 01:18:29,196
What the hell else am I supposed to do?

1275
01:18:29,196 --> 01:18:32,031
You call the police,
you call the hospital.

1276
01:18:32,031 --> 01:18:35,059
I don't know, you act
like you give a shit.

1277
01:18:35,059 --> 01:18:37,465
No, Beth is much stronger than me.

1278
01:18:37,465 --> 01:18:39,818
I mean, she's gonna be fine.

1279
01:18:39,818 --> 01:18:41,282
Fine, fine, Beth...

1280
01:18:41,282 --> 01:18:42,115
She is 14!

1281
01:18:44,137 --> 01:18:45,720
She's 14 years old!

1282
01:18:46,641 --> 01:18:48,262
Okay, has it ever occurred
to you that she might

1283
01:18:48,262 --> 01:18:50,190
actually be in trouble?

1284
01:18:50,190 --> 01:18:53,857
That you might actually
never see her again!

1285
01:19:00,414 --> 01:19:04,081
God, what you're doing,
it's, it's pathetic.

1286
01:19:19,089 --> 01:19:20,786
Hey, where's Ray Ray.

1287
01:19:20,786 --> 01:19:22,802
It's his night off.

1288
01:19:22,802 --> 01:19:26,754
Shit man, he's gonna hook
me up with some eclairs.

1289
01:19:26,754 --> 01:19:29,068
You know, the special topping.

1290
01:19:29,068 --> 01:19:30,933
He's up there, man.

1291
01:19:53,779 --> 01:19:55,170
Yo, can we help you?

1292
01:19:56,531 --> 01:19:58,627
Nah, seriously, who the fuck are you?

1293
01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:01,706
Beth!

1294
01:20:01,706 --> 01:20:03,256
Where do you
think you're going, huh?

1295
01:20:03,256 --> 01:20:05,488
Come here, little man.

1296
01:20:05,488 --> 01:20:06,602
Looks like your nanny's here.

1297
01:20:18,288 --> 01:20:19,844
You know how old she is?

1298
01:20:19,844 --> 01:20:21,363
She knows exactly what she's doing.

1299
01:20:21,363 --> 01:20:23,794
She's 14, man, she's half your age.

1300
01:20:23,794 --> 01:20:25,857
And you're half my size.

1301
01:20:25,857 --> 01:20:27,833
But that's not gonna stop
me from fucking you up,

1302
01:20:27,833 --> 01:20:29,884
you little college prick.

1303
01:20:29,884 --> 01:20:33,231
Well, luckily size isn't the
only dynamic in play here.

1304
01:20:33,231 --> 01:20:35,319
Are you aware of the
lever fulcrum principle?

1305
01:20:35,319 --> 01:20:36,564
What the fuck?

1306
01:20:43,182 --> 01:20:46,265
You're full of surprises, little cuz.

1307
01:20:49,876 --> 01:20:51,482
Stop!

1308
01:20:51,482 --> 01:20:52,732
Get off of him!

1309
01:20:55,113 --> 01:20:56,530
Get rid of him!

1310
01:20:57,405 --> 01:20:58,615
Aaron!

1311
01:20:58,615 --> 01:20:59,865
Beth!

1312
01:21:08,304 --> 01:21:10,387
Have a nice night, man.

1313
01:21:23,231 --> 01:21:25,295
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

1314
01:21:25,295 --> 01:21:28,511
What exactly about fuck
off didn't you understand?

1315
01:21:28,511 --> 01:21:30,447
I'm trying to...

1316
01:21:30,447 --> 01:21:31,667
That's right, flex.

1317
01:21:31,667 --> 01:21:33,172
Oh, fuck me.

1318
01:21:33,172 --> 01:21:35,939
Take a hike or go to jail.

1319
01:21:35,939 --> 01:21:37,576
You're so fucking dead, man.

1320
01:21:37,576 --> 01:21:41,054
Whoa, whoa, what the fuck is this?

1321
01:21:41,054 --> 01:21:42,860
Stand over there, put
your hands above your head

1322
01:21:42,860 --> 01:21:44,170
until the girl's out.

1323
01:21:44,170 --> 01:21:45,003
Let's go.

1324
01:21:46,384 --> 01:21:48,859
You heard what batman said,
get the fuck out of my room.

1325
01:21:48,859 --> 01:21:53,026
Don't ever talk to her
again, do you understand?

1326
01:21:56,852 --> 01:21:58,685
See you later, Beth.

1327
01:21:59,662 --> 01:22:03,661
You know what, makes sure she's .

1328
01:22:03,661 --> 01:22:04,494
Come here.

1329
01:22:05,379 --> 01:22:07,614
What, it's not like
it's your daughter or anything.

1330
01:22:20,197 --> 01:22:24,256
You know those balloons you got for Linda?

1331
01:22:24,256 --> 01:22:26,089
The get well bullshit.

1332
01:22:30,694 --> 01:22:34,361
Sometimes I wonder if
I got enough of those,

1333
01:22:35,359 --> 01:22:38,192
I wonder if I could just fly away.

1334
01:22:41,125 --> 01:22:45,292
Well, come on, you're the
engineer, could it work?

1335
01:22:47,513 --> 01:22:48,896
Yeah, maybe.

1336
01:23:11,265 --> 01:23:12,765
Beth, I'm sorry.

1337
01:23:28,134 --> 01:23:29,717
I'm so sorry, baby.

1338
01:24:05,563 --> 01:24:06,965
Oh god, who died?

1339
01:24:06,965 --> 01:24:08,901
Hey, mom, it's me.

1340
01:24:08,901 --> 01:24:09,904
Where are you?

1341
01:24:09,904 --> 01:24:11,103
What happened, are you okay?

1342
01:24:11,103 --> 01:24:14,539
I'm good, I'm surprisingly good.

1343
01:24:14,539 --> 01:24:16,293
What time is it?

1344
01:24:16,293 --> 01:24:19,376
It's like, I'm just calling

1345
01:24:20,601 --> 01:24:22,519
to let you know that I'm okay.

1346
01:24:22,519 --> 01:24:25,436
That's it, that's why you called?

1347
01:24:27,618 --> 01:24:29,020
Look, let's face it,
you can be a pretty big

1348
01:24:29,020 --> 01:24:30,853
pain in the ass, okay.

1349
01:24:31,826 --> 01:24:33,765
But I know that you mean well and

1350
01:24:33,765 --> 01:24:36,567
I know that you've done a lot for me.

1351
01:24:36,567 --> 01:24:40,317
So, this is just me kind
of saying thank you.

1352
01:24:44,403 --> 01:24:46,744
I wanted to call you.

1353
01:24:46,744 --> 01:24:47,577
I know.

1354
01:24:50,573 --> 01:24:53,073
That's why I called you first.

1355
01:24:57,294 --> 01:24:59,324
Goodnight, mom.

1356
01:24:59,324 --> 01:25:00,324
Goodnight.

1357
01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:10,436
Oho, big day, are we ready guys?

1358
01:25:11,693 --> 01:25:12,860
Looks like it.

1359
01:25:16,676 --> 01:25:19,759
Milton, has anyone seen Aaron Milton?

1360
01:25:24,561 --> 01:25:25,394
Nobody.

1361
01:25:27,548 --> 01:25:28,381
Okay.

1362
01:25:30,498 --> 01:25:34,364
All right, let's get them in the water.

1363
01:25:34,364 --> 01:25:37,262
No more prepping, it's show time.

1364
01:25:37,262 --> 01:25:38,512
On your places.

1365
01:25:44,932 --> 01:25:47,015
Engineers, are you ready?

1366
01:25:48,165 --> 01:25:50,632
Let me see you walk on water!

1367
01:26:27,636 --> 01:26:29,210
Who's that over there?

1368
01:26:38,173 --> 01:26:39,673
You can do this.

1369
01:27:30,279 --> 01:27:32,884
Well, Aaron, you pulled it
off, I'll give you that.

1370
01:27:32,884 --> 01:27:34,059
Although I'm not exactly sure this is

1371
01:27:34,059 --> 01:27:36,129
in the spirit of the assignment.

1372
01:27:36,129 --> 01:27:39,795
Well, the diet wasn't going so well.

1373
01:27:39,795 --> 01:27:40,883
Yay, Aaron!

1374
01:28:12,025 --> 01:28:14,179
They didn't tell you?

1375
01:28:32,470 --> 01:28:34,053
What is going on?

1376
01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:40,375
Uh, I was gonna call but
you had your engineering

1377
01:28:40,375 --> 01:28:42,777
competition, I didn't wanna disturb you.

1378
01:28:42,777 --> 01:28:45,432
I know, why, why, why
would we wanna do that?

1379
01:28:45,432 --> 01:28:48,118
You know, now that I'm
officially not disturbed,

1380
01:28:48,118 --> 01:28:52,074
will you please tell me why
everything you own is in a box?

1381
01:28:52,074 --> 01:28:54,254
You were right.

1382
01:28:54,254 --> 01:28:57,610
It's time for me to be a better mother.

1383
01:28:57,610 --> 01:28:59,894
I didn't mean that you had to leave.

1384
01:28:59,894 --> 01:29:03,515
Yeah, well, I'm taking
Beth to Jacksonville.

1385
01:29:03,515 --> 01:29:06,652
We're gonna move in with my mother.

1386
01:29:06,652 --> 01:29:07,985
So, then what?

1387
01:29:09,090 --> 01:29:10,244
What, what are you gonna do?

1388
01:29:10,244 --> 01:29:13,296
You're just gonna run from
place to place, is that it?

1389
01:29:13,296 --> 01:29:14,546
I don't know.

1390
01:29:16,181 --> 01:29:18,679
But I gotta do something for Beth.

1391
01:29:18,679 --> 01:29:22,558
You know, I don't trust myself right now.

1392
01:29:22,558 --> 01:29:25,771
I don't have any backup here.

1393
01:29:25,771 --> 01:29:26,688
I'm here.

1394
01:29:30,626 --> 01:29:34,390
I know and you're great, but Aaron,

1395
01:29:34,390 --> 01:29:38,497
you can't take us on, you're 17 years old.

1396
01:29:38,497 --> 01:29:42,820
This is a time for you to make
mistakes not clean up mine.

1397
01:29:46,993 --> 01:29:49,826
Did you bring me my favorite food?

1398
01:29:56,358 --> 01:29:58,275
God, you're good to me.

1399
01:30:02,161 --> 01:30:06,328
You know, you stood up for
us and I love you for it.

1400
01:30:17,903 --> 01:30:20,241
Please go talk to Beth.

1401
01:30:20,241 --> 01:30:23,324
She needs to know it's okay to leave.

1402
01:30:52,887 --> 01:30:57,054
I'm supposed to be brave and
let you go, how do I do that?

1403
01:31:01,119 --> 01:31:03,541
Don't worry because I have a plan.

1404
01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:08,112
I was thinking about it all
night while we were packing.

1405
01:31:08,112 --> 01:31:12,770
All I have to do is make it
for a few years until I'm 18.

1406
01:31:12,770 --> 01:31:16,853
By that point, you'll be
an old guy in your 20's.

1407
01:31:17,692 --> 01:31:21,173
You'll be this, this hot
artist in New York surrounded

1408
01:31:21,173 --> 01:31:23,590
by groupies and bullshitters.

1409
01:31:25,575 --> 01:31:28,992
But somehow, that won't seem like enough.

1410
01:31:30,823 --> 01:31:32,906
That's when I'll show up.

1411
01:31:34,469 --> 01:31:37,692
And you'll know exactly why there's

1412
01:31:37,692 --> 01:31:39,775
been a hole in your life.

1413
01:31:49,959 --> 01:31:53,292
I really don't want you guys to leave.

1414
01:31:54,733 --> 01:31:58,718
Just promise me you won't forget me.

1415
01:31:58,718 --> 01:32:01,546
Thought people were shitty with promises.

1416
01:32:01,546 --> 01:32:03,463
Other people, not us.

1417
01:32:13,050 --> 01:32:13,883
Promise.

1418
01:32:43,347 --> 01:32:47,514
Admit it, this is what
you wanted the whole time.

1419
01:33:31,281 --> 01:33:32,531
Hey, Perkins.

1420
01:33:34,912 --> 01:33:39,267
You know, you lead a
very interesting life?

1421
01:33:39,267 --> 01:33:42,350
Yeah, I'm starting to realize that.

1422
01:33:49,303 --> 01:33:52,157
Oh, and I'm onto your little cherry trick.

1423
01:33:52,157 --> 01:33:56,899
You tie the knot before it
even goes in your mouth, right?

1424
01:33:56,899 --> 01:33:58,109
You know, your engineering classes are

1425
01:33:58,109 --> 01:34:00,319
really starting to pay off.

1426
01:34:00,319 --> 01:34:01,152
Maybe.

1427
01:34:03,725 --> 01:34:07,216
I'll have to get back to you on that.

1428
01:34:13,352 --> 01:34:17,519
I'm Aaron Milton, I come from
a long line of engineers.

1429
01:34:19,896 --> 01:34:23,325
We're good at figuring
out how things work.

1430
01:34:23,325 --> 01:34:24,742
Some of the time.

1431
01:35:33,558 --> 01:35:37,725
♪ When we will learn
that making mistakes ♪

1432
01:35:40,204 --> 01:35:44,003
♪ Is just apart of life ♪

1433
01:35:44,003 --> 01:35:47,753
♪ And that crying is knowing ♪

1434
01:35:49,705 --> 01:35:53,622
♪ Everything will be all right ♪

1435
01:36:01,641 --> 01:36:05,808
♪ And when we learn that sooner or later ♪

1436
01:36:09,237 --> 01:36:12,809
♪ None of us will be around ♪

1437
01:36:12,809 --> 01:36:16,976
♪ We are  ♪

1438
01:36:18,426 --> 01:36:21,157
♪ It's nothing to  ♪

1439
01:36:21,157 --> 01:36:22,751
♪ Move out the door ♪

1440
01:36:22,751 --> 01:36:24,955
♪ Move out the way ♪

1441
01:36:24,955 --> 01:36:29,122
♪ Listen up, people, I've
got something to say ♪

1442
01:36:30,086 --> 01:36:34,431
♪ Pack up your bags,
collect all your gear ♪

1443
01:36:34,431 --> 01:36:38,598
♪ Dark around the corner's
always something to fear ♪

1444
01:36:50,167 --> 01:36:54,334
♪ And when will we learn
that making mistakes ♪

1445
01:36:56,042 --> 01:37:00,189
♪ Is just apart of life ♪

1446
01:37:00,189 --> 01:37:03,939
♪ And that crying is knowing ♪

1447
01:37:06,111 --> 01:37:09,630
♪ Everything will be all right ♪

1448
01:37:09,630 --> 01:37:13,797
♪ Life is  and we are ♪

1449
01:37:15,446 --> 01:37:18,618
♪ So  ♪

1450
01:37:18,618 --> 01:37:22,330
♪ Move out the door, move out the way ♪

1451
01:37:22,330 --> 01:37:26,497
♪ Listen up, people, I've
got something to say ♪

1452
01:37:27,394 --> 01:37:31,801
♪ Pack up your bags,
collect all your gear ♪

1453
01:37:31,801 --> 01:37:36,635
♪ The dark around the corner
always something to fear ♪

1454
01:37:47,094 --> 01:37:49,214
♪ Well, there's cherries to the left ♪

1455
01:37:49,214 --> 01:37:51,252
♪ And cherries to the right ♪

1456
01:37:51,252 --> 01:37:53,239
♪ Too many cherries to fly away ♪

1457
01:37:53,239 --> 01:37:55,381
♪ But too many cherries to fight ♪

1458
01:37:55,381 --> 01:37:57,181
♪ And there are cherries to the north ♪

1459
01:37:57,181 --> 01:38:00,003
♪ And cherries to the south ♪

1460
01:38:00,003 --> 01:38:01,715
♪ There's too much cherry
jelly in my belly ♪

1461
01:38:01,715 --> 01:38:04,252
♪ Too many dropkicks  ♪

1462
01:38:04,252 --> 01:38:07,258
♪ Well, I finally have something to sing ♪

1463
01:38:07,258 --> 01:38:09,149
♪ I knew had something to sing ♪

1464
01:38:09,149 --> 01:38:12,138
♪ I wish I had something to sing ♪

1465
01:38:12,138 --> 01:38:14,721
♪ Cherry brain ♪

1466
01:38:21,259 --> 01:38:23,850
♪ Well, I've got cherries on my mind ♪

1467
01:38:23,850 --> 01:38:25,819
♪ And cherries in my mind ♪

1468
01:38:25,819 --> 01:38:28,189
♪ I thought I was safe in my bedroom ♪

1469
01:38:28,189 --> 01:38:30,984
♪ But the cherries  ♪

1470
01:38:30,984 --> 01:38:32,372
♪ They sleep with me in my bed ♪

1471
01:38:32,372 --> 01:38:34,263
♪ They sleep with me in my head ♪

1472
01:38:34,263 --> 01:38:37,511
♪ I'll never be free of the cherry brain ♪

1473
01:38:37,511 --> 01:38:38,838
♪ Until I'm cold and dead ♪

1474
01:38:38,838 --> 01:38:41,059
♪ Well, I, I thought I
had something to sing ♪

1475
01:38:41,059 --> 01:38:43,330
♪ I knew had something to sing ♪

1476
01:38:43,330 --> 01:38:46,687
♪ I wish I had something to sing ♪

1477
01:38:46,687 --> 01:38:49,270
♪ Cherry brain ♪

1478
01:38:55,978 --> 01:38:58,332
♪ Well, I'll have to
learn with the cherry ♪

1479
01:38:58,332 --> 01:39:00,457
♪ Just like the cherry
learned to live with me ♪

1480
01:39:00,457 --> 01:39:02,752
♪ It'll just be me and my buddy cherry ♪

1481
01:39:02,752 --> 01:39:04,557
♪ On top of the cherry tree ♪

1482
01:39:04,557 --> 01:39:06,552
♪ And together we'll
live happy ever after ♪

1483
01:39:06,552 --> 01:39:08,620
♪ We'll be just like man and wife ♪

1484
01:39:08,620 --> 01:39:11,099
♪ We'll be bound in
sickness and in health ♪

1485
01:39:11,099 --> 01:39:13,486
♪ For the rest of my god damn life ♪

1486
01:39:13,486 --> 01:39:16,026
♪ I thought I had something to sing ♪

1487
01:39:16,026 --> 01:39:18,234
♪ I knew I had something to sing ♪

1488
01:39:18,234 --> 01:39:22,049
♪ I wish I had something to sing ♪

1489
01:39:22,049 --> 01:39:24,632
♪ Cherry brain ♪